By the time January 1st rolls around, I don't have, like, unstarted adventures that I need to decide on ... If it was December 14th, and I was like, I really need to lose weight, I would start December 14th ... Inspiration is perishable; it expires. Inspiration's like an avocado; you want to strike while the avocado is still green. So, that's that's the first reason I don't do resolutions.