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He's like conversation condoms, aren't they? Yeah a little bit.
Well, it's like a safe room blocks out the world. Yeah. Conversation only exists inside your ears, you know, locks the end. I think it locks in. Yeah. Like about it.
Yeah, it's almost like a football player kind of putting on their
helmet. Right? Ready to go
like good ready for this. Yeah. Yo
how fun was election night at the mothership?
It was baffling, man. I mean here I'll tell you it was a
It was so much fun.
We had such a good time that green room was so positive.
Then my favorite part at one point, they were playing that song. You talked about or read pollution and people were dancing. People are smoking weed. There was a bad. I think there was a baby smoking weed people. There was everybody was like, people were like me. It was crazy dude. If fell Adam and Eve were in there, there's just a lot going
on. It felt like America's
That's what it felt like we were we were moving towards this. Insane World we're being controlled by Liars. We're just being gas-lit left and right. We saw it all of the media. We saw it over the news things that were right in front of your face. They're trying to deny there's just so much craziness and then all sudden
The world spoke. Did you see the map of the actual country? Like how many places here before Road voted
red? Oh no. I don't know if I saw that or not
just a few cities. Even California was mostly red. That's what's crazy. We had.
I don't know if I saw that. I'm trying to think of what I saw.
There's a, there's a note
Tony was nervous member.
Saudis better be fucking nervous did. I can't just going up to him and going Feliz Navidad fucking get it. Look at that. Oh wow,
this is the one I saw. Jamie, I'll send this to you.
It's got music to it. It says like when I got that hair surgery,
I'm talking about. They've played music in the background. Nobody had it looks like that pattern. Let me see that in Kick.
Yeah, it looks a lot like that, like a transplant. But yeah, micrographs,
yeah, that's what it looks like, ma'am.
So what I sent you, Jamie it just shows like the entire country.
The show you.
Look at that.
Now that's interesting. That's
crazy.
There's no blue States, just blew City.
Well then, why do you think that the, why do you think the cities and states are so much different
than well? Cities are always going to be blue. It's normal. It, there's a lot of factors. One of them is
You have massive populations people, right? And you, when you have massive, populations of people do. A lot of times. It's based around universities, like, Los Angeles is slightly different because Los Angeles has universities, but really it's like, more around Hollywood, which is equally delusional. But most big cities are flavored by a university. Like Austin is flavored by the University of Texas. Yes. Why Austin is Progressive? Austin is for people. That don't know outside of Texas.
Is Austin is one of the most Progressive cities. Like, if you look at we voted in Austin, the City of Austin, voted more for Kamala Harris than the city of Los Angeles did. Oh wow. Really higher percentage of Democrats voted for Kamala Harris? Then even Los Angeles?
Well, I think a lot all it seems like a lot of like a lot of Democrats I don't know like a ton about politics but it seems like a lot of Democrats like it's understand the a lot of the voting because it's hopeful voting. It's like
Wishful thinking,
well they're they're feeding off of narratives like you're a good person if you believe this but the consequences are what their ignoring the pretending that the economy is in a great place, that's crazy. Talk to anybody who's broke, talk to anybody, struggling to pay for bills and groceries talk to him. He's trying to buy a car that the economy's bananas, right now. It's sketchy very sketchy and
it. Yeah, a lot of it is. People are robbing each other on Facebook
Marketplace out of his recovery.
From covert, I'm sure a lot of, I mean, there's probably a lot of blowback from that mean, they shut the whole fucking country down, the, which is just so
nuts. That was insane, man, I think that's one of the like, but yeah, I mean, yeah, people are robbing each other on Facebook. Mark was my buddy was going to buy a couple walkie-talkies off. A guy, right gets fucking mugged, right? Really. Yeah, he's going to buy a couple of
so it meets the got to go get the walk and talks in the guy mugs and it's like
the seventh story of her, but it's like, you know, people are doing cry, you know, people are resorting to crime.
And that's when it's not good. I feel like you know, we're not just that when people are resorting to Crime this
Administration did that, I think is terrible and this is a progressive. Liberal thing is that you have these DA's these George Soros funded DA's that just let people out for violent crime and get the no cash bail thing. And when there's no repercussions for Crime, guess what? Crime? Goes way the fuck up. Oh
yeah. If I'm a criminal and they're like, hey, it's crime time or whatever. I'm going to fucking put on my cleats or whatever. I'm going to get out there.
Just going to get released. Yeah, it's like catch-and-release. It's almost like that fishing rules or whatever.
Like, if you go trout,
fishing or like a little bit like your fly, fisherman
used to be a cop now, you're a fly.
Fisherman would be closed here Nikes on the hook is about there. Yeah. Those
fishermen. These barbless Hooks and then they let the fish go.
I went fly-fishing recently. Yeah yeah man you have a good time it. Yeah. You know what I did?
Oh I thought it was like let me think about what I thought I was like. It's the more sophisticated way to go. Yes it was like. Excuse me
fish? Yes gentle cat.
Yes. It was like Hey
it also requires a lot more skill.
Well they were car requires more patience for sure. You can't like like if you have a kid or whatever you can't do it like you like if you're just fishing on the bank you can have your kid and you can be sitting there smoking or whatever your kid likes to do, you know? But if you if you're in that you have to
Constantly be moving it, right? You know it's very kind of like
It's kind of homoerotic almost. It's like a fish or whatever yaling, but sahagun fish think. So yeah. Do you guys, it's like a fishing over here. Over here boy. The
least sophisticated form of fishing is like a bobber with a worm on. Yeah, that's the least you throw it out there but that's some of the most fun fishing because that bobber starts moving like, oh shit. Yeah, I was yeah, I think we got one. Oh shit, it's like job.
Cause all of us out fishing so
exciting. Yeah. My grandma used to take us fishing dude and she would she was like a malignant fisherman or whatever and she would honor it.
Yeah. Like very, she was like a staunch fisherman. My staunch like we're fishing, you know, aggressive, you better not fucking not fish, you know, she like kind of have that kind of behavior. Yes, she was very you better fucking fish. White boy. Whoa, you know she would kind of be like that. Yes, very aggressive right
about fishing for a little kid.
Yeah, and we have to be quiet and look straight out and wait for the bobber, but she was really, she loved to fish, did she love to eat fish? Yep, she liked to skin him and Grill him and
Everything. Yeah, yeah, it was cool. Mostly catfish bullheads. We used to fish up in like Spoon. River up in like Ellen. Oi, do
you guys use like chicken liver for? Yeah.
We would get out there. We'd have a little thermos, full of chicken liver. That's, you know, Works. My grandfather would say anything and she fucking look at him. He didn't know he wouldn't talk for a month after she was, the fishermen she was the fisherwoman. Yeah she was she loved to fish. I think she liked. She like catching her own meals. Even you know, she didn't like to haunt but she liked to fish.
What's that
fucking dudes named the chubby dude that dressed up like the devil and everybody got. Mad is a singer Sam. What's that Sam Smith. Yeah he
He said he wanted to be a fissure them. Oh God, not a fisherman. Fisher
fisher. She Fisher them. Yeah, that's wild. The they them thing is the
that's the best evidence you need that. People are out of their fucking minds. You can't be plural you fucking idiot.
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If you're being plural, your, I don't understand it. I like, if you're being plural, are you being like how? There's more of me, kind of like, that's what I understand. Is it like an ego trip? Like that's, you know, like that's what I don't understand about the,
it's just a way to be unique and it's a way to be in a marginalized Community, if you're just a regular person. So, like, if you're a regular white person, you're at the lower end of the, social hierarchy, amongst Wolk Wolk, people. But if you're queer or non-binary,
Mary now you're in a protected group.
Not buddies. Queer actually
nice. What does he have to do to be queer?
Not then he's cool. He's just, he doesn't. Yeah, I didn't like send you an email update or whatever. He's just the update is Twitter pronouns? No, he's just like
a just decides. It's queer.
Yeah. He's like a secret, not secret. He's like, all right, he just like a I mean what they called? I got to look at the chart
number. What is queer these days because when I was a kid, queer was gay. If someone was queer there.
A, or if you got punched in the head, then you're in, queer street, is like, everything was confusing. Queer was confusing. Okay? And then, queer became gay somewhere along the line, but now, I think we're is whatever you want it to be. Yeah, you could be gay by straight
and then you can be pansexual. What is that? Exactly. That's a way of radius. These pants actual you came
out
Now you came out as pansexual, I don't know what that mean.
I can barely handle. Whatever I am dude, to be real honest, for also do whatever. I am bro. It keeps jerking off at night and being afraid to talk to women. So whatever that one is, that's what I am. Your Theo sexual, it's Hawking getting kind of any man feel
sexual, why are you afraid to talk to the
women? No, I don't know. I, you know, I I think I get afraid to like, I just, I've always, always got afraid.
To approach approach women, you know? Yeah.
But why you're a handsome fellow? You're funny, you're successful.
I don't know I think something I just childhood shit yet probably did something you know. Just yeah. Like I just I would just be so fucking nervous buddy you know when I when I was a kid I would be so nervous. Hmm, I would, yeah, I would be
so much is interesting that you got into stand-up comedy which makes people really fucking nervous.
Well, I think I was familiar with being nervous.
That did not
affect interesting because you're nervous all the time. Like, fuck it. I'll just go be nervous in front of all these people.
Oh, the audience is the, when you're on stage, the audience is just a woman.
Like, you just trying to get him like you,
you're just trying to get. Yeah. You're like, how do we get this to work out? You know. I do you to like me
more. Who do I have to be
the other night was crazy. Sorry I cut you all go. No go ahead. I got nothing man. Isn't that was great? This week's been crazy it's just been a crazy.
Crazy week. Yeah, you know it's been a crazy week man. It was interesting because the beginning of the night,
no one knew what was going to happen. So you're watching the first results role in. And there's like this weird thing and then Trump gets way ahead.
But you like you don't want to like it too hopeful. Look
how far ahead he's ahead by 100 points. That seems like a lot.
Yeah. And you're like, what is it in some channels are like and then every channel is kind of
different. Yeah, they're different numbers. I was getting a different number of my Apple news update, then I
Getting off of CNN. And then I was texting people, like Tulsi and JD Vans, I was getting a different apparently Ilan, created an
app and he knew who
won four hours before the results. So as the results were coming in, but for four hours before they called it, Dana White told me. Alone is like, I'm leaving Tova Donald one. He
just fucking he just fucking somehow or another. I'm gonna go back in and play God in the valley.
He's getting where he's pulling his data from but he had like the most accurate data in terms of the rural States hadn't, put the results in yet, but yet Trump was ahead in these states combos, never gonna win those States. So tabulated that and I put it all together. I don't know how he did it. Yeah, Dana I don't even I don't even talk to Elon about this. I don't know like the Dana translation but Dana said he had a nap and he was like showing them. He's like it's over
and if I hit Level do just let
It's over. John Jones,
won. T just fucking left, dude. Yeah, I mean the whole thing is crazy. I'm so happy for my biggest thing was, I was so happy for Bobby, Kennedy, man. Yeah, because he's the only person that I super know, like, as a human, you know, he's been a buddy of mine for years and I've just known that. He's a like, I trust him like you. It's almost like, if you have people that, you know, and that are good people. It's like, yeah, I got to trust my own instincts at some point in no, I know him.
Him, you know, he's a, he's a somebody I would vouch for right, you know, he's a good guy and he's been helpful to me, like, in in moments where I have Edge have struggled as a person and just been inspirational to me, you know, it's like I know him, you know, like a friend and so, so that's I think like that was something. I was like, super excited about just to see where everybody was like, screw this guy, you know, and to see him have a Arc where it's like, because all he ever cared about
Um, to me. And I don't know this, just my opinions, dude. Some people everybody has their own opinions and I'm an idiot, but but he had he always cared about like the rivers and they environment, you know, and then he started didn't care about the environment inside of our bodies, right? So for me, that all makes sense, right? And so like, you know,
where it all happen from, right? I was super like that was, I was super excited about know how I made the transition to being worried about pharmaceutical drugs. He would give
These speeches and he he litigated a bunch of lawsuits against corporations that were polluting Rivers, they cleaned up these River. He was environmental attorney and they were also talking about the effects of mercury poisoning in the soil and water. And these women kept coming to these things that he was doing and saying you need to investigate mercury in vaccines. And, you know, he thought like that is like, which most people think you here vaccine, like the last thing I want to be labeled is
Is a vaccine skeptic, Jesus Christ. A vaccine denier. That's like we talked about this yesterday because like Holocaust deniers number one but vaccine denier and election denier or like right under there. Yeah. And he started looking into it, particularly the MMR, vaccines. And the correlation between the uptick of all these autoimmune issues, autism, spectrum, disorders. All these different things that coincided directly with the increase in the vaccine schedule for kids.
And so then he starts doing research on it and the more he does research on it, the more it gets uncovered that there's this gigantic machine that's protecting all of this because there's so much money that's being generated and in most of it has to do with during the Reagan Administration, they gave them immunity to prosecution. So they couldn't there were no longer liable for whatever side effects of vaccines Kate.
Yeah. That's that's pretty
wild. Yeah. And then of course, these motherfuckers started giving little kids little babies that were
Just born Hep B. Vivax scenes, like, what are you doing? Like, that's a, you get that from Needles and
sex. Yeah, this is an awesome Pam, Anderson's baby. Dude, I would talk it out, you know, and know if I don't even know if she has any kids or not. And I love, Tommy Lee's house in this, I don't know. You're fucked up. What are you gonna do it? Sorry everything is okay. I
feel the same way about Bobby. I don't know him as well as I know Tulsi though Tulsi is no her salsa
Good friend of mine. A lover. She's great. She's awesome person. She's like a legitimate. Awesome person. You know, that lady, she served as a congresswoman for eight years and the whole time she was like she was against this divided of right versus left. She was always trying to be cool with everybody, she served overseas, she was deployed overseas in the military in a medical unit man. So she was helping people that got blown up by the war twice. That's where she got that crazy white streak in her hair that already. Yeah, that all came from the stress of being overseas.
Working in a medical unit.
She wow. Yeah. Yeah. It's I guess can stress be that compartmentalised inside of you and it comes out like
that your body's you can't imagine you know I was just talking to my friend Bruce about this last night. He's a cop in Austin. We were talking about the amount of death that most police officers see and that the stress that has on you and what he was telling me is you take like a cop that is like 20 years in the job they would they see is probably 10.
X. What the average Soldier who's deployed sees, because you're seeing murder all the time, you're seeing car accidents all the time, suicide all the time, domestic violence, all the time, you're pulling people over. You never know. If you're going to get shot. He goes most of these guys are fucked up because they just constantly seeing this stuff constantly.
Oh yeah, I'd be at home out here. Somebody open a jar Pringles and I'd fucking pull on them, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's going on, dude? We
Had a police officer on a few years ago, or about a year ago. Can you look this up Jamie's? Little kid, asked him to look something up. Okay, it's a police officer.
How long ago? Yes, this got retired. Police officer Sergeant! Brad white! This guy was super unique. He lived in Los Angeles, but he told this story, he, he was didn't have any political thoughts. He just told stories of what it was. Like, being a police officer, and he told the story of his first day on the job, they're chasing a guy. The guy runs into traffic, gets hit by a vehicle and killed, right?
So even as it just a human being like you're you're just doing a job but then you're like trying to compartmentalize or how do you know what effect did I have on this? What are my you know like he told this story of a mother had called and said that her son was
was thinking about committing suicide, right? The mother meets him in the yard, he shows up, he's a police officer, it's his in outside of Los Angeles. I think in Whittier Police Department, I could be wrong. He shows up the mom meets him outside, they see the sun comes into the doorway, right? It's like a glass door with another door behind it. Kind of takes his own life, right? Right. Kills himself. Right in front of them. So, now, he's standing there with the mom. Now, he has
To go. He has to go. He has to console the mother, then go inside of the home. He walks inside the door, won't open cuz the man's body is there, right? It's he's having trouble. Getting it open. Even just that moment. He gets it open. Something falls off of the ceiling, down the back of his shirt and is part of the guy, his brain matter. He had shot himself on the scene. So I know that's graphic and stuff but and
For the next three or four hours. He has to take care of this scene with this little feeling between his bat wings. Whatever, the whatever it is. That true vest. No. Inside of your bottle or below the shoulder blades. Yeah. It's brain matter. Yeah. And it's just like, that's just a regular guy, you know, he might not even have finish college or something, you know, it's like so just a baffling amount of stuff that police go through. Anyway, I was trying to just like those
Those are stories that stuck with me. When I when I spoke with that guy it was like unbelievable. It's just
conveniently ignored by most people who will never be police officers and then that was one of the more offensive things about the George Floyd thing, all this defund, the police shit, or people rose up and we're saying defund, the police and army defund the police, and Kamala Harris was one of them, she was out there, tweeting defund the police, and because of that crime, just ramped up in certain communities. And so many people wanted the police.
Back, but it didn't, it's, you know, it's a long process to try to into this day, the most of these cops don't have good morale. They still have this, this feeling of defund. The police was just a couple of years ago. It's hard to get people to be cops. Now, they don't want that fucking job. And why would they so fucking hard
job? Yeah, and they don't even,
I think the Highlight like they usually they used to play is like softball in our area gets like the fire department, that was like the highlight of it, you know, it was like having like competition, you know. But I don't even like if you defund them, they're not even super fun to you. Don't ever see a cop with like, a boat or so, you know I'm saying like you don't a ball or cop? Yeah. You see how fucking?
Yeah. If you think about how hard that job is like hard job. Should pay more. Yeah, dude. You know, like what is the
I think if you paid them too much though than they just quit like I got enough. I'm
out. Yeah I don't have any time because like what's
harder being a rapper, being a cop, it's fucking way harder being a cop.
Oh yeah, I think yeah because rappers get paid way more. That's true cops. Just I think a lot of cops will start making albums from their cars. There really should be some there should be a great producer. That's goes on a ride-along with a police officer, this going to happen, watch and makes a dope track.
Back with a cop, right? And the, and you could make a dope - so much great visuals, right? And the proceeds go towards supporting the police
department. Yeah. Like the cop could like be saying shit from behind the wheel and you will sample that. Yeah, sample. That tournament two
songs, we got them in Pursuit, different
codes, different codes, 5150, is that when someone's crazy,
oh yeah, that's crazy right there. That's 50 on think 44
is this cop rap? What is this?
Grammy-nominated rapper Sacramento Police Officer records. Noob deployment recruitment video. Pull him up, man. No, I looked I just figured they could have already been
won. What's that 5150
to be a Grammy? Nominated. Grammy nominated is, doesn't impress me? Like grammy-winning that impressed me
grammy-nominated you, like, Grammy nominated you? Yeah, my Grandmama date, anybody, she liked Traveling Wilburys, she, I mean, I didn't, I mean, if I can Ram,
The showed up and said, hey they're good, I respect I had a little bit more but that's just me. You know. Lainey Wilson. I love she's great red clay. Strays Steven Wilson, Junior.
Red clay Strays are great. A good, huh? Yeah, there's good music out now, it's a good time for music because like you could find things so easily, you know, it you'll have to wait for the radio, he's fine stuff, people send you stuff like in the green room all the time. Someone will play something like what is this? Shazam it like oh shit. It's nice that she
Shazam thing that feature is so huge. Yeah. You know what? Google pixel phones. There's an option to just have it on all the time. So any time a song is playing, you look down your phone or tell you what song is playing?
I didn't know it. They
still do that. I think that's still a feature. I think it's only on the Google pixel.
Nothing. I feel all over the place today. Do you ever feel like that? Oh yeah. Like I haven't been your life. I've gotta sleep. Well, two days in a row.
I didn't sleep.
The night of the election, I could not sleep. I got home. I
was wired and I jerk off or
not. No, no, just stop for the TV. I was watching professional pool. Sit in front of the TV. I called Dave Smith me and Dave Smith talked on the phone at like 3:30 in the morning and then I finally went to bed and my wife woke up. She was like what happened who won? I was like Trump won in a landslide like
the Spurs and she hasn't happened and it was a
landslide like it was a crazy Landslide. It was the red wave that everybody thought was
Is going to happen in 2022.
Hey, Jamie, I'm hearing more and
more about what we talked about yesterday about the amount of people that voted for Biden in 2020, versus the amount of people that voted for anybody in 2016 and for anybody in 2024 that they're still saying it was a giant jump. That's that's what I see to. A lot of people think it's bullshit, could be a lot of. There's a lot of people that are getting super suspicious about the 20/20 numbers because Biden got
Votes than anybody by like 20 million. It's really crazy if you look at the
chart. Well, did ya, did they say that the most people that ever seen at voting stations, where this year? Yeah, that's what I thought. I don't know what the visual report is for this year, but then I guess
is the most consequential election. I think I've ever felt for sure, for sure, the way people felt about it to the people on the left thought they were convinced that Hitler was coming. They're convinced that some right-wing authoritarian is going to come down and take away all your rights.
Rights.
And well, that's a me, that's a lie that's the media. Does
that 100% but I'm 100% not what he was saying, not what he did for four years in office. It's all the media and we're all victim of it a little bit because you won't defend him or support him if you hear all these things about him because then you're, you got to defend the fact that no, he didn't really do that. He's not really a felon. They were only misdemeanors. Texas. Voter turnout Falls and 2024 election despite record
registration numbers.
This is just Texas, right? 61% cast, ballots near six percent, drop from the 2020 presidential race. But the difference in the numbers Nationwide is what I'm interested in because the Nationwide numbers were pretty, they're pretty consistent, like through the entire. Like, if you look at 2012, it's consistent with 2016, which is also consistent with 2024. The anomaly is 20/20 and
2020, everything goes way up way
up. Maybe. Because people were sitting home and so bored. In the said, it's a must to do. You think
could be good? Because it was during Ovid could be they, a lot of people weren't working. So they did have the opportunity to vote. Voting should be a national
holiday? I agree. I don't understand,
it's crazy that you give some people a complication. Like, imagine you have a shithead boss. I got to vote. Why did you vote early? He was working for you piece of shit.
Yeah, let me go.
Vote. Yeah, I mean, they give Christopher Columbus in holiday, dude. The Lieutenant, Dan of the 1400s that do gets a fucking holiday. Okay? Yeah. Once you go, are you doing it with that? Y'all did. Let's
get rid of Christopher Columbus a trained to indigenous peoples day. Like an indigenous people like thanks after you wiped out. 90% of us. Thanks for giving us a day. How about we keep that day? That's fine. But how will we have an election national election holiday? We could do it one more holiday celebrate. It's a
great day. Peace.
We can rejoice and then I counts. Yep, it would take a lot of stress off people. To it's like today is also a day of Celebration. It's not this day that I have to sneak away from work and be sneaky or whatever you should have a pig in my
car. It should have it be a paid holiday. You should expect to have to pay your employees on the day that election comes because everybody should be able to go vote. Not since it was, you mentioned will talk to Trump about it. Making a nationally mandated all holiday.
I don't have his number, I don't know again. I mean, I there's a guy in his department has no
Brr,
we could hook it up. I know some people.
Yeah dude. It was just what a crummy just like. What a crazy
week. Yeah, very crazy. Well, you were one of the first guys to have them on the podcast. Did you have any hesitancy having them on at all?
Um,
My brother actually my brother's, my brother is a lot smarter than me and he said, hey man, I just want you to think that there could be some Reflection from people if you have him on, right? Like you could people, some people could be upset about it, right, you know. And I thought about that a little bit and I was like, well, I don't really like, I like, I don't know, you know, like I have political thoughts and beliefs, and stuff like that. And it's like it's hard to find a group that
That really embodies them. And if anything right now, for me, it seems like, I don't even feel like these new parties are the same as the old parties. It doesn't see like, this isn't Democrats and Republicans, there's something else trans morphing right now. And so I thought like I thought, well, I think I'm, I just wanna be able to have a chance to talk to this guy, you know? And the main thing for me was like, like, you talked about Dana White earlier, he's really
You know, I know that you guys work together and he, you know, I knew that trumps brother suffered from addiction, right? I knew that right our, I heard that or something and I looked into it is like okay, he lost his brother, his brother died of addiction. So I was like, well, that's interesting to me, you know, and I wish that people. I wonder if there's more to Donald Trump like is there more of a way to talk with him about something that means, you know, a little try to get an emotional well-liked.
More of an emotional. Well to him that see then it seems like the tin, the public. Well there was a thing that was going on
for a while where you were platforming people. This was the idea like if you had on a guy like Trump you are platforming this bad person. This is this was this
thing. Yeah, I didn't think about that at all
but it's a it's it's an authoritarian way to regulate conversations that let you know more about people and it's stupid because people don't want to have a nuanced perspective on anybody. Look, I'm
This is one of the reason why I wanted to talk to Kamala Harris. I'm like, I bet there's a person in there. I bet I can get to that person. Yeah, I wanted to find that person. I don't want to hear all the speeches. I don't want to hear. I was raised middle class. I don't hear any of that shit.
She's a roller skater, you know?
That know I would love to find out. Yeah, I would love to talk to her about all kinds of shit. I'm out. I literally said, like, because it was a few restrictions of things that didn't want to talk about. But I said, I don't give a fuck, I'll get her in here, like, whatever you want to talk about, and they want to know if I edit like this.
Yeah we're not going to add it
but
yeah that's the same thing they asked us is there an edit you know I just wanted to talk
I just like I feel like you give someone a couple of hours he's talking about anything. I'm going to see the pattern of the way you think I'm going to see the way you process ideas. I'm going to see whether or not your calculated or whether you just free. Yeah. Well are you comfortable with you or do you? Are you projecting things? Like she's got
80 different accents. How do you decide which one to pull
out? Yeah. There's just you but sound different access depending on who she's talking to. Yeah. They should have been talked about
your Chinese folks. I would have loved to her that accent. I want to see
what you know that too, though. I like to meet people where the right, you know if I see somebody is you know, I'll be like, what's happening my friend? You know, I like meet people where they are, you
know yeah she did one with the Latinos. We should talk with a Latino accent like this is wild but she's a chameleon but if you want to be
Successful politician. That's probably a good trait. I agree. You know, it's like a comedian, that's always on the kind of get annoying, but if you want to be a comedian, that's probably a good trait. Want to be a politician, should probably be able to melt into your environment and sort of meld yourself with whatever these people want you to be.
Yeah, you know, yeah, I mean, Maybe not. Maybe
it's just like the, I always feel like the environment of debates, the environment of interviews on television, the environment of anything you're doing in front of an audience,
It's so fake. It's such a weird way to talk that you don't get a sense of who the person is. So like when I got to see Trump on your podcast and you are talking about till cocaine that it makes like an owl.
Oh God, it's hilarious. It was a lairs what it was
like. You got a chance to see that guy as a person trying to figure out, like, who is this? Psycho, I'm sitting here talking to
I remember that shit. I'll fucking make a nest in my living room, dude. Shit boy.
YooHoo bucket. I'll scoot over the neighbors and steal some twine in my be called me. There's nothing worse than being locked out of your place on cocaine, man. That's only imagine you talking to
him like as a person is like almost more valuable than any other kind of speeches he does. Because when he's in front of everybody talking about, we're gonna make America amazing. Those are great speeches. But you don't like, she had an amazing speech when I was like, she could win was
When she had that one speech about Donald Trump, like scared to debate her, but he says all these things. But you know what, I always heard. If you want to say something, say it to my face and the whole place went crazy. And she was laughing. I didn't see that. Oh, so good. It was her best speech, for sure. And it was right, when they decided that she was going to run for president,
maybe that it was a guy, bowling ball
behind stepped down and she had one Banger of a speech. She looked young and energetic.
And like, it really made you
feel like she has to be going to be. She's hot. Yeah, she's younger. She was a smoke show. She's still all right. She got that thing on her. I bet. So the
Ha ha ha, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know
you're saying that's why it's so crazy because
a lot of brothers love her too. Everybody. Seems love her. Look at the brothers like it. She got that thing on her that's all I'm saying, you know. Yeah.
So what you're saying? But like that one speech was almost enough for her to win and if she just didn't talk other than speeches but they would have done. They need to do a better job of the speeches because every speech was the same. And the problem with that is we were talking about this like the internet. You get to see that speech over and over going on.
Online. Like, and then people make compilations of speech and right in the same thing, but it's like, if someone goes to your act, you know, they don't understand like acts like to develop a bit. It takes months and months and months to really like put it together with, like, rock song. Yeah. And you're gonna do it the same way or slightly different every night and if someone comes to see you and goes Theo, so full of shit, man. He told us the other day, that it was just the other day. Meanwhile, he said it three weeks later. Wasn't just the other day was three fucking weeks
ago, Dude.
You're just, you're repeating the same. Yeah. Yeah. You got too many leap years. White boy, acted like
that. Exactly. So that's what they feel about like a presidential candidate. That's telling the same speech over and oh, well, hey, you're not supposed to go see all those speeches.
But yeah, you know what the thing is about. You're not following the Grateful Dead here. You don't like red. Trump has a lot though. Trump has a lot that are repetitive. He
does. But not in the same order, it's like going to see a Grateful Dead show. It's like it's all over the place, you know. He's
He's when Trump gets out there, he just does tugging.
Did you see here? Accepted here? This
long-winded speech about the
rocket. That was you look like, you just won the president. Yeah, edit that down. You get anything that could be two minutes?
Beautiful. I was, I was worried about that in the very beginning of the podcast before we got cooking when he was talking about Lincoln's bedroom, I was like, oh boy, like what where's this going?
I went, I've been in Lincoln's bedroom. How was it?
Okay, I think you can bring it up. Actually, it's in Springfield.
Illinois, it is. No, he was talking about the one that's in the White
House. Oh no. I've been to just his child before he got a leg to his childhood home. Oh wow it's really interesting. He's to keep his notes in his hat.
Oh that was a good move pretty cool big ass hats
back that head wallet baby had that's a tone of yeah it's like sweet cards behind your phone anything
except if you lose your phone you lose
everything. But yeah listen that big-ass hat.
And then crazy man. You really like how
many dudes warlike fancy hats back in the day? That shit just went away. Did imagine if you were a kid and you're growing up in a hat family, you like our family makes hats bro, I'm ballin forever. I'm going to take over this business and then no hats. If you watch, there's a great outside boxing match in Reno. Nevada between Jack Johnson and I think it's Jim Jefferies.
And I think this is Jim Jeffrey. Yes, not that guy. Another one, not that it's not that the comedian,
not talk about the
murderer. No, maybe I don't think so. I think it's just a boxer. Who was it? James Jeffries. So see if Jack Johnson versus is it who was who killed the people with that years later? However, when there's a video of all these folks that are walking like to the event and Every Man Has a fucking hat on, do they all look, they all have
Hats. Look, they all fancy hats. Look at all. These guys are taking off their hats waving. Their hats men. Left the house with a fucking hat on. Look at this. Wow. Do they all have these fancy hats? What happened? They're all dressed up, nice and fancy hats. First of all, good luck
seeing
anything outside the Republican National Convention of that many people in the streets dressed
up in suits. That's
it. The only tiger can see that these are like regular men walking on the streets. Everybody had fancy hats on and a nice button.
Shirt and a suit jacket. That's a Jim Jefferies right there. Oh those guys are good dude. James Dupree duck. That's John O Sullivan
no way. Yeah they got from a man
that's got from. Monopoly was right there. He was a bare-knuckle boxer back in the dizzy. So and he was still famous back
then. Wow, look at them put it all together.
It's so cool and that cool, they say they built this outdoor stadium to watch. Jack Johnson, beat the fuck out of Jim Jefferies. That's how it goes. Jim Jefferies.
Is trying to make a comeback. He was a little bit older back. Then brow boxing would go until someone died. Yeah they would have I mean what's the most rounds? They had back then they were crazy. It was like 80 rounds or something. Like what's the longest old-school boxing match ever? Jamie I think they had some insane amount of rounds.
I think good clicking this. The greatest number of rounds was 276 in a four hour and 30 minute fight when Jack Jones beat Patsy Tunney and Cheshire in 1825, holy fuck, dude. And we're introducing 1867 each round of a fight with last until someone was knocked down. Oh my God,
bro.
Row two hundred seventy six rounds is so crazy. That's when you get all your CTE in an
IV bag. Yeah.
Right there do is get your eye. Your CTE just hot pumped into your fucking brain. Modern I'm just joking but 110 like oh my
God at New Orleans that's where it was in
eighteen. It's well he lived to 94 he lived in 1867 Optima all these that when they die out because 1890
III it lasted a hundred and ten rounds. Wow! God seven hours and 19 minutes. It was declared a no contest later changed to a draw.
Dude, most people couldn't go that long without even looking at their phone, dude, having to take a shit. You're in the
middle of a two hundred round fight. You have to take a shit. They
should have a diaper round. We have to fight and shit at the same time.
I would bet it affect your punching power for just waddle
around. Shit horse. Did I don't think there's a way you can shit and punch at the same time? Can they hard work? That
up. Very hard
because yeah, I think about it. Yeah.
No tighten all that up. If you can throw good punch like your ass cheeks tighten because you kind of use your legs as you thrust forward. You really can't shit and punch. Not effectively was cracked the code bro
because you
lose that round. Yeah. So I guess they're probably just pissed themselves. I know guys who shit themselves in the UFC multiple guys. Yeah breaks my heart. Believe Tim Sylvia shit himself in a fight. Once who else? Someone came out there Michael chiesa.
Looked over at me once while I was doing commentary and I think he got call. I mean it was perhaps one of those situations where the fight before ended quicker so he didn't get as much warm-up times he wanted. Yeah. And then also he's running out there and he looked at me goes dude, I'm about to shit my pants. I go really goes. Yeah, I'm about to shit my pants and he won. He went out there and won first round submission
because he had to because he had to be yeah. Dude, there's enough. So this is the
fight. I was just another guy. Oh shit, his pants. Firefighters in the final.
They're shorts. Yeah, it happens. Dude. This guy showed himself little bit.
Dude. I would shoot myself if I had to go in there, so that's
crazy. I'm Sylvia, definitely should himself random shit himself. It happens. Man. Look, you're
getting all mad. I, yeah,
liver pounded on. You getting need in the
guts. Oh, I got caught in a car accident once and it happen. You shit yourself. Mmm, I didn't want to, just, I don't have a choice. It just happened. It wanted
to. She should have been stew. Justine kitchen, oscillations. I bet dudes would pay a lot of money.
Money for that. That on only fans you sell them shitty drawers,
and that's Mark Goddard right there. Call, timeout,
brother. This step? Oh, that's what it is. That's the poop. Oh, no. Imagine if you're like, face down if someone's putting you in a rear naked choke and they didn't clean the mats that good and the person before shit, all over the place you get pink eye while you're getting your ass
kicked. God it makes me
scared. Yeah that's a scary job. That's the scariest job you think?
Yeah I went to a fight with you.
Are now I went to that fight member me and Joey Diaz went, which one in New York. So it was I was thinking your Fighters. Well, I went to all the James J Braddock statue before is a New Jersey before, Dustin, and that last fight that he had, mmm notable the one before the last
fight adjust engaged. She, that was until after that it was in New Jersey, okay? Yeah, yeah. Ben Watson Denis.
Yeah.
Yeah. No no, yeah. Hey, how was it? Yeah, he
beat up and wasps. Anthony knocked him out. That was after he lost his llamas. And but all right, which one was in Jersey
Islam. He didn't beat, he didn't beat him Islam and Jersey, right? Right.
So he fought been wanting to me, then he gets the title shot against Islam.
Yeah. When I went with Joey we stand I went to the arm James Braddock statue. Before. Mmm,
it was awesome. Dude. His arms a monster. He's so
good. Yeah, it was crazy. And Joey was like what do I do?
Was a half. So this is all love, dude. He is a fucking tremendous is one-of-a-kind and his book is great to. Have you ever read his book? But, um, he's sitting there he been. Eating, he'd been eating mushrooms and once he even started eating a little, you could see Aaron Rodgers start to look over. You know, he was canceled curious, you know, he's like, it would have happened, you know, by the sixth quarter whatever. I don't know how many how the fights go, but it's like by the sixth quarter, he's just rubbing on his thighs, right?
Deep pocket. He goes who's winning, dog? That's what he kept second English. It
okay. Let me just see him.
Joey used to shovel snow for James, J Braddock. Yeah.
Wow. That's crazy for my favorite things that I ever learned about him. That's crazy.
Can you imagine that? That is
crazy.
What else is going on?
I'm going to see him in a couple weeks. He's coming out here. Joey is gonna start staying out here for months at a time. Yeah, he wants to get a place downtown either
Club meets. I'm gonna come back and looking about a week and a half time, he comes. I gotta come out here, dawg. I'm
like, am I gonna make it easy for you? I'm like will make it easy for you. You tell me when you want to come. Your come with fly out. Put you up whatever you want. I get your real estate.
80, let's get the party started. I'm trying to bring back the Church of what's happening now because him and Lisa, they were together when they were at the club together and I'm like, come on, let's get the band back together. You guys together were fucking
amazing. It was nothing like that show. Kept people alive.
That show. Joey Diaz is show, was one of the most ridiculous silly Preposterous shows. It was so ridiculous, and then he went to New Jersey,
and here's a
problem with me. Joey in New Jersey, he loves you.
Jersey loves New Jersey people, he needs Comedians and you, you forget that until you're not with them and then you're like, oh this ain't no fun. He
just talking a plumbers or whoever's got a decent attitude or whatever. You know, decent sense of
humor. I like talking to all kinds of people. Yeah obviously but I need comedians in my life like I need vitamins, like I need a certain amount of sunlight to get some vitamin D. I need, I need comedians. It's to like that night that we had in that green room watching the elections. How many jokes were crack? How many fucking times? We're a
Tone all dude he
talked OD off, the ledge, we did it Tony's a socket Saudis like got statistics, 26% more Puerto Ricans voted for Trump. So he had the Puerto Rican app open are open on his whoop, Bray something like they have that. What is that brother whole thing? He was like how many plantains have sold tonight, he was fucking losing his mind. Do
try to label him as a
speaker. He said he was a speaker. A
speaker that was at the Trump rally.
He said the Puerto Rico was Apollo
garbage. These are human beings.
Was that Adam Ray?
That's Obama. So it is out.
Those are the Trump rally. He was talking about Puerto Rico as a pile of garbage, dude. The simple fact that if I was talking about, Tony hit on Lynch that right,
you see well Obama's doing a Tony Hinchcliffe
bit
There's a video of us at the motor show going. We all we played
it yesterday but I want to play it again. Jamie play, the video are, it's on my Instagram of Tony is on stage in the main road. By the way, Tony goes on stage is like Richard Pryor. Just showed
up Jack. They were going nuts. He
murdered? Yes. 35 minutes on it. Oh yes. On stage
at the same time.
Same time. Yeah.
Oh, definitely the simulation. I got this
guy was on Fox talking about Tony on one TV while Tony was on stage on the TV monitor.
That's unbelievable. We did it.
He was so nervous because here's what was gonna happen
if he
lost, you know. So the way these news organizations
Ins work. They have outlines for stories. If Kamala wins, they have outside. Outlines four stories. If Trump wins. If Trump lost they were going to blame it on Tony. Hmm. They had stories where they're going to blame it on that joke and they're going to say that that joke, turn the tides and made people realize, the Trump organization is filled with Nazis and racists and they were going to blame Tony and Tony would have been
fucked because in the Trump
supporters would have thought that too, right? So it was like both
sides would have disliked Tony, absolutely.
Absolutely, he would have to go to, Puerto Rico are
no Costa Rica, maybe Mexico, Mexico, Mexico, and Puerto Ricans, don't really know. They don't even they don't get along that. Well, and fighting this always been a Giant rivalry between Mexicans and Puerto Ricans and a lot of really? Yeah. Oh yeah,
man. For sure. I didn't know that.
Well, you know, there's no prouder group of boxers. I think in the history of Earth and Mexican, boxers have a yeah. Mexican boxes are known for specifics.
Style like if someone says, you fight like a Mexican dude, that's a huge compliment. Yeah, Mexicans like Julio Cesar Chavez. You know, fucking Canelo Alvarez, Oscar De La Hoya. You mean go down the line. You know, Morales fuck, man. There's so many Manuel Marquez. Yeah. So many
men. Yeah, they got to so many punches in one
punch. Well, there's just is that there's a culture of boxing there, that goes back so far.
And it's so you know and with boxing it's always people that are poor that want a way out and one of the best ways out if you're a poor young man, punch your way out fight. You can you can make millions like Canelo like Julio Cesar Chavez like so it's like the history of people rising through boxing, but there's a similar history in Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico has a history of great, history of boxing to. Really, there's always a rivalry between Mexico and
palm because I could see that because you're both Latino cultures and you want to be the best.
You know oh yeah I'm trying to think if I've ever been to a boxing match or
not, we should go see Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson. Might be the last boxing match ever.
I don't know if I want to see
it. Do you want to see it if Mike Tyson wins?
I remember watching. Mike Tyson versus Roy Jones jr. Yeah and it was like two guys. I can beat me each other up and baby diapers or whatever. It was like first bring it up. They were wearing like big
diapers or whatever they were wearing cops. There's a protector that boxers where that's
Front. Then the protector that MMA fighters wear. So the protector the boxes where's is foam? That covers like the front of your hips and things to
maybe I'm not thinking about it. Maybe I'm thinking about something else then but it just is this they came second.
This is what I believe, I believe really truly to my core that they made an agreement, where Mike Tyson was only going to hit him to the body full blast. It looked like every time he hit him to the head he was kind of pulling back
that's an it just didn't seem like this didn't seem like a real
fight. It seemed like a fight to the
The body though. Mike was hitting him to the body really hard and I think he hurt Roy a bunch of times really hard the body, but, you know, both of these men are 50 Roy in his day. I maintain to this day was the greatest boxer I've ever seen. Wow, Roy Jones in his prime was a freak, like, I mean, a freak where he wouldn't even throw Jabs, he would throw a lead left hook, he would favor that over a jab, but it was as fast as a JAP and people couldn't understand it. He'd never been in a ring with someone that
Fast. Huh? You live Roy
Jones highlight reel of ko0 watch like Roy Jones and he's in his prime uh-uh they
were execution Sun, it was like Mike Tyson in his prime but a different thing. In fact, in a Nas song, Nas says, the the new Mike Tyson's Roy Jones. Wow. Roy Jones was just executing people. He was so much faster than anybody. His timing was so good is because it's sniper. Oh my God. He was just so skillful. Who
would you rather knock you unconscious? You think if you had to pick a good
fighter, oh, I
Don't know maybe Roy would just put it up quick. Just pop you in the chin and you know you're Connor though both of them will knock you out quick. We thank. Yeah but the in this is one fight with Roy Jones with Vinny pazienza was the only fight in compubox history where the opponent didn't land a single punch a single punch. This was like, when Roy was trying to get the recipe stop, by before that, right? Signal to the referee stopped the fight. And the referee said no. And then Roy goes like this, he's like looking at Vinny. Sorry. I got to do this. Everything seems lights it up, bro.
You were so good in his prime but like all fighters, they stay past their Prime. And people really only remember them for when they
lost,
you know, Roy in his prime was just something completely special Allen Iverson. Vibe, you went to watch him just to see how long guys would last. That's what you would. You would watch to see what he would do to guys,
I did a fishing rodeo with him once. This is really. Yeah, it's a big
fisherman. He dropped his hands, put him behind his back.
And knocked the guy out like lured, the guy in and hit him with a one straight, right hand and dropped them. It was one of the, he would just sleep at toy and
razy. Did, I can't even get a fucking medium jacket off of my body. This guys, doing this shit, that's what blows my
mind was so good. He was so good and everybody that went in there brother. Right there. There's a thing that happens when a guy is going to fight like that, you would see with a nurse Lee. So
Cartwright, who is he fight?
Some dude is in real trouble. They should stop this fight.
Already that do did not need to take those other two punches.
Did he was so fast?
Yeah dude Tony was Tony was he was her brains. I was terrified, Tony a fight. When I booked it, I hadn't seen him in months. I'm just rocking Grill anymore. Like, there he is. I'm like who's an island now. That's what I said.
He's fucking Sydney, who's an island now, did you really say that to me? Yeah, here's the best thing about Tony, though. He'll act like Tony is for the joke, right? Yeah. Like even if he's like going through it, he respects the joke in my ways. Oh, there's many layers to that whole thing is like you Tony is who he is. And you almost you respect that to the core. It wasn't the best timing. Probably not right now was there a lot of supervision over a what he said? No probably not.
That's, that's
also organize that meeting
was, it's disorganized, but it's also real. So it's like, there's two ways to look at it. It's like, it's yes, it's like nobody proof, read it. Let
me clear something there because we did say that they had went over his material. They didn't, they did not go of his material. They did someone suggested, he take one joke out. So he took this one joke out, and he had, he's like, oh, what do I put in its place, he decided to go with the Puerto Rico, Joe,
you fucking dumbass touch it.
We did it. Yeah, but he's just so silly but he's the but you laughs out himself. Oh, totally. But also he's, it's weird because it's like, do you want things to be Taylor? Do you not want them to be tailored, you know? Yeah, it's like, you could have, you could have a group that goes through every every single joke and says, no to everything, right? And then you get nothing, you get you, you know what I'm saying? Kind of like how many layers of
Like a when you drain spaghetti, whatever I'm talking about like how many layers of spaghetti? Nah shit.
I don't know, it's been a long year, I know what you're saying, I know what you're
saying, but I think when you get to a certain level of your career, you got to say no to things that are outside of Comedy. Yeah. If you're just coming up and so it says you want to go speak for the president, go out there, make a mark Soldier, give it your best but if you're Tony Hinchcliffe and you just did the Tom Brady Rose to kill Tony's. The number one comedy podcast in the world on many of millions and millions of downloads every week, don't do
that. It's just do comedy. You
Really good. I just want to tell people. If you saw those same jokes on stage, he kills fucking crashes. It's just the worst
environment ever for it light. So bright. It's in the day. Yeah,
no one knows a comedian. He goes up cold, no one goes on after him just like his big ass. Pause after him. The whole thing was like organized,
terribly terribly, almost complete this organization,
it was like there was the Trump's Beach, which is the big thing. They, what do we do with all the extra time? Like, let anybody talk? Who wants to talk? This guy owns a fucking sandwich shop. Let him come up there.
R.
Yeah, look, it's my friend Giovanni, thank you. Looking they let anybody in there, there were letting people there were saying wild stuff to do. They would let anybody in there
and it didn't seem like they vetted a lot of the speech. And some of the speeches, like what
we did 40 minutes at ASM are in there. They were fucking letting people do anything.
Whenever you get an organization with her, the Republicans or the Democrats, you got to kind of like appease everybody, and you got psychos and moderate people and they're all together under this one Banner of this point. Like, if you ever been on a sports team,
He does always like one, dude, on the team. That's a fucking psychopath, right? Oh yeah, I do don't cause any fights like, leave everybody alone. Let's go.
Come on. We had a brother. He was slashed, everybody's tires. But then, here's the thing. We were giving him a ride home. So I was like, well, now we're all. But that's who he was yet a respected. Me was a power forward, you
know? Yeah. Well, sometimes they're not making the best decisions.
People don't man a lot people don't, man, I AMA ballplayers Pro.
You get hit in the head a lot. You're going to make some sketchy ass.
As decisions.
Nick Bosa got bravin. Shared his political thought the other night. You see
that? No, I didn't. We'll just
crazy how like, on on mainstream stuff. If you share anything one way, it's okay. But you share something another way. It's not okay,
right? Look, if you nobody got angry at people, they made fun of people for supporting Kamala Harris, like we made fun of day Bautista, like, because it look just so silly like this performative commercial where it's really important to vote for
commonly Bautista.
Walls. So that is e minuta over lunch.
So the guy from Guardians of the Galaxy, okay? You know, I'm talking about Big Jack, dude, he's trying to get movies, man. He's wearing pearls to like Red Carpet Events. I know what you're doing, you're trying to get those movies. You gotta like shot, you're an artist, you're sensitive. You're on the right side, put him in the he wants to be a lead in a movie. Once be a movie star, then
fucking turn on your camera at a house and make
some dude I'm telling you is The Right Move. What he's doing is the right move even if he's Faking It, you mean for
Hollywood? You mean yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Where the
beads where the wear pearls? That softens you up a little bit loose. Some weight loss. Bunch of weight talk shit about Trump. He's allowed to be like a tough guy talking shit about Trump here. We see that Jimmy Kimmel sketch. The did we called Trump? A whiny, bitch. And you never
seen it? Where? Jimmy Kimmel called Donald Trump though? No. But he stood, they Bautista. Did you never saw
find it? Because it's kind of
funny. Is he the Intercontinental Champion on him?
Ivan was a big-time wrestler. Was a giant dude, like fucking built. Like a
Superhero. And then he went did Guardians of the Galaxy. Oh yeah, but Chris Pratt. Yeah, he's a big giant wrestler. Yes. Now you're talking about but he's wants to be a movie star. So he's losing some weight. He's a good actor too. Many was good in that. What was that movie? The Glass.
Glass Onion. Yeah, that was a great movie though he was really good in that
trunk. Think what I've seen is
just like it. If you're a big giant dude and you're big muscle-bound giant dude, and you want to do like serious roles, like you kind of got to lose some weight. You know, you gotta and you kind of gotta like support Kamala Harris, you kind of gotta like wear pearls. You kind of gotta like soften your stance. You know you got to kind of like be performative that you're the god that they would want to pick because that's like part of the battle here.
Let me get this oh, that's him.
Yeah, those Eddie Bravo's is
He's not. We look at it,
he weighs more makeup than Dolly Parton.
What is it baby? The
guy's afraid of birds.
doctors say it will
fit her so we could dodge the
draft
We like gut like a garbage bag full of butter milk,
which sells imaginary baseball cards. Pretending to be a cowboy fireman guys. Very strong enough to hold an
umbrella.
Well, he's working out. And where is this at Jaco's? Jim
chickadee, that's pretty funny. It's got jokes big ones, cheetah golf. The creeps around beauty, pageant
dressing rooms. You know, that little dance, he does. Yeah, he's a pervert dude. Who isn't a pervert
couch?
Tantrums.
Like a
five-year-old behind the wheel of a truck.
He bends over for Putin.
Have your on social media.
The guy needs help walking downhill.
Almost there, Grandma.
Miss November. Let's stop kidding ourselves. Donald Trump is afraid. I don't watch this kind of stuff. It is punches.
Street.
Isn't it past your jail time?
Mostly he's terrified. They're real red-blooded. American men
will find out that he's a week. Tubby toddler
mommy. Take me home. Mommy. I want to
go and grab you by the wow. That closing lines. Pretty
tough. It's a bad. It's called good, bitch.
It's like, you know what he's doing. Yeah, become a movie star. It's a good move, but the Hollywood
liberals 100% love that.
Well, Holly was just crazy to me, dude. I just don't understand it. Like, it seems like they hate white
men.
Well, some people that work in Hollywood, I'm sure don't like white men, but that's the thing about what culture. It's like there's a hierarchy of the injustices that you have faced but it's like white men of even if it's not you which is where it gets Prejudice because if it's not you white men over history, have caused the most grief. They cause the most trouble, they've been responsible for the most injustices in this country, at least, you know, slavery, Redline laws other
Chinese labor
little just pin, the tail on the donkey donkey
Ronald, but in America slaves were Loosely closed the undeniably right. In other countries, they're owned by all kinds of people. This is where it gets, we that's what we got to do. Then people don't understand is there's more slaves today than there. Have ever been, nah, more slaves today than there were before 1865 when slavery was abolished in America here lion. Nope, there's more slaves in Libya when we took down Libya and
The rebels killed Qaddafi on television. You ever see
that odd? And one of the most terrifying channel is it on
C-Span. No. But Libya became for a while became like a failed State and at one point in time, there were slave auctions in Libya that you could watch on YouTube, okay?
Oh crazy. Is that like look Google Google. The actual numbers.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that's real statistic. So and this is also, one of the things that people are terrified about what this border deal, okay? Because one of the things about the Border, it's not as simple as people coming over, and they want a better life, of course. But it's also people being exploited and there's tens of thousands of kids that are missing. Who knows if they've been smuggled into child, child trafficking? There's
Knows how many people have been. Okay, hold on a second. This is estimates range from out thirty eight to forty nine point six million people are slaves today. The number of enslaved, difficult, people is difficult, to determine estimates range. From 38 to 49 million, what? Uh-huh. Yeah.
Oh my God, I didn't have any clue. I do
you have to include people that can't leave, even if they're not, like, in cages.
Has people that are trapped, right? Like, Gaza people, you mean? Well, you know, I would talk like people that work in coal mines or Cobalt mines in the Congo, there are essentially slaves. I mean, they give them the minimal amount of food and water. They work in horrific conditions and they live in complete abject poverty but they're treated better than the people in Gaza though. Perhaps, they're all getting poison, they're all getting poisoned pulling that Cobalt out of the
ground. Yeah. But still, they're getting launched. I bet.
I would
imagine either way. Yeah, you could find other spots that suck worse. Yet. The point is like those people you could kind of consider slaves and then there's real slavery, you know, this friend of mine was telling me about this place that was built in Jamaica or the Bahamas. There's the bombs and they brought in Chinese workers in like this giant chip and he said they had this
Actual land, they put up a fence around the land and all the Chinese workers lived on that land. And the Chinese workers built this Resort there and they worked non-stop 24 hours a day. They built the whole thing in 18 months. They would just have shift after shift. And once it was completed, they took all the workers, put them back in the boat, put them right back to China. So what was that? Was that was that slaves and slavery? It would mean it seems like slaves but it seems like unless they paid those people, an exorbitant of
Money. I don't know. I mean I don't know what the arrangement was. Yeah, they put a fence around the area. They brought people in a giant ship and then they put them back in the ship and ship them back to China. Like If Ya Ass
Lillian fire Festival member fire Fest or whatever? Yeah what the fuck was that there was a dude trying to make money, right? But still has people that car it over there. Yeah, nothing to eat, nowhere to sleep. Definitely different than slavery. But still it's like yeah it's like it's funny you think? Just because things happen a long time ago that it's not slavery.
Day right?
Well, I wouldn't say that fire Festival
is yes, slavery. I
agree. You see prop, 6 in California. What is that? That's on the screen, prop, 6, prohibit slavery and involuntary servitude. And it did not pass white flight. Wait a minute, what in California? Proposed amendment California's constitution would bar slavery in any form and repeal, it current provision allowing involuntary servitude as a punishment for
Crime because a lot of them gay
Producers trying to tranq out them twinks homie. That's why brother keep it my slave. I'll tell ya bro. They fight every now and then I watch you. Every now and then a frickin some twink fucking clambers out of an air vent.
Oh here it is. It's forced labor in prisons. Yeah oh King people to work in prisons and Deuce like they have to fight the wildfires and stuff. Interesting so they want them to have to work. Wow that is the want to pay.
Yeah that's rough cornea but that is
what happened, right? That was
The Jim Crow laws were all about man. Like one of the things about slavery is slavery, didn't end, boom. Now let's get black people jobs, no slavery ended. And then there is this long period where black men would get arrested
for anything and everything. Yeah. And then they'd be
forced to work and they had work camps. And so
you were still same thing. You could just get
caught and you'd be a slave, you get a bad cop, besides, you're speeding, whatever it is. You're a
slave? Yeah. And
They did not
have a car here, like you're speeding. Yeah, you know, you looking at people, bad, your verbally, intimidating, people, whatever the fuck it is, people like you've see with the, when something, when they someone wants to Target you for something, you pissed off the wrong people, they fucking come after you with the law and they can get you. If they just decide that you shouldn't be free and we're just going to with there's an industry around slave labor which there is also an industry now around keeping people in prison, right? Because the prisons are private. So,
A private corporation owns this building where you lock people up for money, you get paid for them being there. So who gets paid the private prison? There's contracts with the
state. Like it's like a summer camp or something kind of guy who gives the contracts
but no prisons are owned by corporations.
Okay. So prisons own corporations. So no prison is
owned by a corporation. So it's a business. Okay. So they Lobby to make sure that laws stay on the books. One of
Is marijuana. So the prison guard Lobby they were they were trying to make sure that marijuana stays illegal so that more people stay in prison because the more people in prison the more jobs they have the more hours they have the better benefits, they'll have and the prison wants as many people in jail as
possible. They get. That is how they make money. Wow. Yeah. Who makes the money? It's not the government.
No. Well, in some jails, but there's private prisons, like, what are the percentage of private prisons, where? No, I know we've looked this up, but I forget the number
Are they nicer?
I don't think so.
What about the Excalibur in Las Vegas and place is a fucking private prison who's never been there. Dear God, for our circus circus is
going down, ultimate Circus, Circus is like, how is this place is legal? Dude. That was the end of 2020 to 8% of the total state and federal prison population in the United States was in private prisons. Yeah, which is about ninety thousand eight hundred and seventy three people.
This makes private prisons, a relatively small part of the correction system, which is mostly public, which by the way, is even crazier. How about the fact that 90,000 people in jail is a small percentage? Wow, we have more people in jail than any other country to know that.
Yeah, we need a few more in there, too. I think, to be honest, bro, freedom is nice. Some people can't handle freedom, freedom, and freedom ain't free, man. What are you eating over there? Rita hit a something man is, huh? So that's it.
Hands are so Breakers. He's scared of it. You want a pond you? This is non-alcoholic. Yes. What is it? Bust out the smelling salts. I'll take a hit of anything about to fucking jerk-off just to get high. Do I need something? What's happening? It's been a long week management. Yeah, it's been a long year, man.
Well, you're successful. You're handsome. I don't understand it.
I don't understand it either. Yeah,
it's so bad. It stinks.
It's not that fishing bait. When is it?
Is so strong. I haven't even opened this yet but sniffing it's not even
open yet.
Can't smell it. You can smell that? No, I don't think so.
Shout out to my friend. John Reeves, who came this night? This knife is made with.
You got to vaping here. Still man. Come on. BLM did what you got?
Jamie, what do you need, man? What's wrong with your Vape?
I just want to hit a Nikki's. Doing it catenin.
What are you doing with a vape with? No nicotine, is
Faking it. Yeah. Trying to get through it all.
Do you want a cigar perhaps
it'll make me sick? I
bet. Okay, I want you to get
Eric, I know before I bust out the smelling salts. Son, these are, oh my
God. Tremendous
what round we boy? What round are we in? Dogs. Smell it from over there. Here we go. Oh my God.
Come on boy, I'll fucking ride that bitch. Homie hair back,
huh?
And words in Paris. David let's get this. You feel me? Get it, get it. Oh, Lord, right. There's nothing like a fresh. How many seconds did I do? Man, that's PBR shit. Let me get one more. Don't be scared. I like it.
I like it.
Oh, I can't leave you alone out there
and Tool and I got to get a dose in myself.
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck out of think. I saw who won the Heisman. Oh my God, bro. That shit made something happen to me. Those are so strong. Wow, I'm gonna join woman sports. That was hot brother. If every time you
did this and you left here and you felt like you couldn't remember things. Well would you still do it?
Do that? Yeah, yeah I would
Losing a little bit of memory like where's my keys. Nothing serious. Like you remember your name, you know, still remember your phone number but you like where's my
keys to do a little bit of a drug? It's a little bit. Oh yeah. One of my eyes. Just shut down and yeah and I like it fits like how far can we go? There's something about doing something. It's like, I think when you have addiction you want to do something that harms you, you know, you know what it is? Yeah. You want a fucking because it's controlled. It's like I want to control how I feel. So even if how I feel isn't great.
The there's a weird juxtaposition where it's like if I have control over it then that's it's almost like you're the devil is trying to kill you you know, and make any sense.
So if you have control like so you have anxiety and you're worried about things and so in order to kind of mitigate that you do a little bit of damage to yourself. So you have control over the
damage. Yeah, there's something about having control about how you feel, so even if your feel damaged, you still did it to yourself. There's
Like I don't know man. I'm doing the worst
job. No. I know what you're saying? Um, self-destructive Tendencies. Yes. A big part of addiction. You
know. Yes, self-destructive. It's like just things are still. So hectic right now at least if I damage myself. Then I'm the one doing it. I'm not just letting the world do it, right? There's an in the moment you don't see that that doesn't have any value, right? Afterward you like shit that was dumb, but in the moment,
Ain't that feels like, at least I'm taking control of the situation. I think
sometimes you spend too much time alone. Me personally. Yeah. Well I think it's probably true. Yeah, I think knowing you and being your friend for many years now, I think when you struggle is when you buy yourself too much. Yeah. Because when you're with everybody else, everybody loves you. We all have fun together. I've said it before and I said, I'll say it again. We need that especially us especially
Medians, we need to be around people that are just like us. Like you have to worry. We could just talk shit, laugh, and have fun. There's no like wondering where we stand with each other. It's always fun. You need a home base man. Yeah, you know and you were you were doing better when you were at the comic store all the time because you're around us all the time we were all around each other. We were all we knew there was a place. We can go where we could find like-minded people and have a
laugh, you know.
Yeah, a regular basis which is like we're so fortunate. Most
L don't have a place where they can go, where they're guaranteed to see people that they love and you're going to have a good time and kiss be silly with each other and then you watching all these sets, everybody's going on stage with that energy. And so there's all this
fun killing in the air. Yeah, I mean, mother, ships could fun man? I would want to look for a place cards. Haven't had the time. Let me ask you this year, has been the craziest year, you know, it's just been a crazy year and so it's like, well,
it's good to be crazy because you're busy and you're doing great stuff. Yapping, fun.
Guess is killing
it. It's been scary, you know? It's been fun. You know, I appreciate the couple times, you know, you've message me after a couple episodes and said, hey man, that would like that or something. I really appreciate. I want to sit tight, let you know that. I really appreciate
that. Oh well, I appreciate what you're doing. I'm very, very proud of you. I love to see how much you worked at it and how your podcast just keeps growing in the ranks. It's really good, man. It's very authentic. It's a perfect podcast in that. It's really you. You're you know, how to be you you real authentic. Even if you're talking to Trump, you're being you talked about to a cocaine with
Former president dropping out new newly elected President Trump. So it's like a lot
of fun. I have a voice, you know, I don't always just want to have a voice ever are not even I just want to I don't know. You want to be able Express Yourself? Yes. Yeah I just wanted things to be fair and I just want to express. I'll just like yeah there was always this feeling inside of me. Like I don't have a I can't speak up for myself, you know. And so like I think and even if I'm just listening to somebody but letting them speak it's like if there's still like something that
You know, it means it's like I came explain it but it's like it's so it's like I don't know, it means something to
me. Yeah. I think these kind of conversations are very good for you like conversations that you're having conversations that I'm having. I think they're good for you. You get to, you get a chance to communicate with people that are you know, really interesting unique people that have lived completely different lives than you. My God, Brian Cox on the other day explaining the universe to me fucking
And I
could I was like a kid in a candy
store. It's like it's so exciting to get this guy's. It's like super intelligent person. Who's also a really good communicator, good breakdown the fabric of the universe for you. And once we know
about it being like, when does anybody ever get that opportunity to sit down and talk to someone? I have three hours. Yeah man. Did, I had a lady who had been driving cats across the country for two years in a fucking tour bus, right? And they perform in a new musical acts.
I am, bro. I'm not even joking. You, it was one of the most fascinating things I've ever heard in my life. Oh yeah, because her commitment to it. Mmm, imagine she got her CDL so she could drive the fucking bus because it was so expensive. What's the CDL commercial? Driver's license. And she goes around doing a feline chose from around the whole country and she's been doing it for 15. Good thing. She voted for whoever. Hey, grandmother, pussy. Probably that guy. And,
you know that,
That crazy cat. Ladies that there's a reason for that. It's the same reason that like, it's a cat parasite toxoplasmosis.
So you're saying it's a, it's a medical ailment,
makes you aggressive, and no makes you aggressive. Yeah, I bet a lot. Like, that's
that term cat, lady,
crazy cat lady. That's a real thing that lady's got a parasites. Got a brain parasite. Toxoplasma you can't tell them
that. I bet I could test
them. I'll probably get a cheek swab hole.
Lay down, give me a cheek swab, I guarantee that lady's got it, that lady. What he
is a live with it dude bro, I used to live with this dude, right? And I ended up doing fucking a lot of drugs or something and whatever. And I fucking cut a window in it, my closet, dude, and it was to the neighbor's apartment, I thought it went outside. I got kicked out. Oh my God, before that I live with this dude and he would get rested, you're that lady
and the the apartment next door. And you hear
a saw her except it's got no
Hole in your fucking apartment. Yeah, man. I just that's the crazy thing about apartments, right? That's great thing about cocaine. Yes, I do. I've been up for 42 hours on drugs. You want to hear
something crazy Trump at the day of the election, Dana White told me you've been up for 72 hours. Unbelievable.
I go. How is that possible? He goes dude he's a freak. It's so
weird. Well yeah dude I'll say some things that the here's things that. Like whatever you think about it there's things that the guy is as you resilient. No one could go through all that shit. When the justice department started to fuck him over, that's when a lot of people were like, you know what, the judge, the only thing we should be able to believe in in this country is at least the justice system and if they're fucking him over and then he got shot.
At a couple of times, dude, he's, he's a quarter of 50 Cent, you know what I'm saying? He's like. So it's like out. What else does it? You know, at a certain point. You just like, I got a bet on this dog. Yeah. You know, even if it's like you don't even like
It's like this motherfucker. This do hee. You got a bet on that, dog. At it here. If not it's just bizarre, you know? I mean the guy gets up and says fight fight fight
after you got shot in the air, he's not with freaking out. He's only got a gunshot. Give me out of here. They're shooting. He looked his no. No. Stop stop
fight. Yeah. Fight fight dude. I stubbed my toe. I called my assistant a faggot. So yeah we there's something special about that guy.
Yeah. And if you're
lying about him and I know you're lying about him. Why am I supposed to trust you that you're lying for good reason? Right. If you keep repeating the same hoaxes they keep repeating. Obama was repeating it one of his speeches he said about those white supremacist very fine man on both sides. That's not true. Yeah it's not true.
Well why? I don't understand why little left-leaning Lee media which is mostly Jewish are calling people white supremacists, dude. Did you say
That. Yeah, it's on our staff Wing media is mostly Jewish. I mean, according to my Jewish friends, it is, you know, but why do they hate white,
guys? It's just woke things, man. It's just virtue. Woke bullshit. It's like the, let us know, understand it. Well because the the hierarchies is have experienced a polar shift, okay? So here's what it is. If you go back to the 1960s, the kind of racism that people faced like before the race riot,
It's and all that
was horrific because it's just 100 years removed from slavery, ending and The Echoes of that is still in our
genes. Yes. But the Echoes of that were much more, much more prevalent than. And so black. People were heavily discriminate against gay. People were heavily discriminate against people recognize that? That's wrong. Young people. Go to universities. They get taught that it's wrong, they recognize the sins of the past and then the overcorrect and
I overcorrecting now you favor people that you think have been previously marginalized. So you give people like to vevey causes the tyranny of the oppressed. So the oppressed, the previously oppressed now have a social hierarchy, a stand there higher level, if you're a black Trans woman you get to say the things first. At the meeting, you know, let the black Trans woman took there's a hierarchy in all woke culture, right? And if you are a white
White male, whose hetero sexual, you have to be non binary because otherwise you can't get in. You gotta, you gotta be a them because then now. Okay, now you're marginalized
like all, you know, that's the lowest level
of Entry is non-binary straight, man. You just say your non-binary and they'll get you just I just don't feel like a man or a woman. Only. Fuck chicks. Your you know what
you're doing? You little chameleon. Yeah, you're just being this little secret Care Bear or whatever, you
sneaking around, but there's hierarchies and gay people.
All because gay people have been previously. Oppressed, gay people weren't even allowed,
even in 2013 up to, then Hillary Clinton and Obama. Both
said that marriage should be between a man, and a woman. We have to realize that this was like, eleven fucking years ago. That was their political talking points. Marriage should be between a man and woman. So now kids realize how stupid
that is young. Kids generally
have a much better sense of the errors of the past,
The past. Then we do, unless we're paying attention. As we get older, we pay more attention to what's going on before. But now kids immediately are aware of how fucked up. Colonial society has been how they've conquered North? America killed the indigenous people. So they thus, they want to like re correct
things. Oh yeah. If I was ever in office, dude, it Native Americans are getting a lot of shit back immediately. Dude. There
he knows huh. There? You have
casinos? Yeah. But did they want casinos? I want and I want him to have back whatever they want. We're getting
I got a Rivers back there. Getting the Lakes
back. They were taking it from each other to dude. It's like
no, I agree everybody. I use of Native Americans were like everybody's just like whistling and just shaking hands but they were
fighting yeah, 100%. But you'd have to figure out like, who owned it? Like, at that time. Yeah. And give it back to them and then you would have to let all those other people try to kill them and get it back. Because if you want to go back to the old ways, that's the old ways. You want to go back to win the Comanche ran. Texas, like, okay, good luck. But you know what? The Comanches favorite thing was doing rating other.
Tribes. They love that. There is a banger. Yeah, they were gangbangers, they would show up in other tribes and slaughter people and that they wouldn't just slaughter people, they would torture them, they would cut their arms and legs off, throw them on a pile of fire. Nobody ever surrendered, ever because they knew that there was no leniency, you're going to be tortured and killed, I was just like to the death 100% fight magic
not being able to surrender because you have no choice but to fight it at that. The
concept of surrender was completely.
Alien to Native Americans. Yeah, they fought to the fucking death and they fought each other to the death, and there was battles between all of them and they conquered, and they made alliances and, you know, especially Little Bighorn. They all got together and fucked up Custer, but there's so many different tribes that conquered. So many, didn't you have to go back to
when right? You like, when will you got it? Because you
killed all these people. Let's go back to the Algonquin. So let's give it to the fucking Apache. Let's get like, you'd have to figure it out, man.
Like this was yeah, this was a, you can try to take a
Dreamcatcher to get the truth. This was really like
in some ways other than the violence. It was like a utopian existence. It was these people followed the Buffalo around 8:00 every part of
it. Use their skins to make their houses, traveled on Horseback following them
around. They didn't even make art, dude,
the Comanche didn't make art. They didn't make any way they were just Warriors, just Warriors, eating meat. All they did was eat buffalo
and kill everybody.
So if you so, so, is it weird that we feel bad about that like is that a trap? Like that's what I'm wondering, is it makes does? That question, make
sense to? That was the way they lived. You know, I mean, is that better than drone bombs in Yemen? You know when we sit here comfortably and is fucking Austin Warehouse? Is it better? Is that better? No, the whole thing is fucked. It's fucked that Gaza is going on. It's fucked that they're using these. These poor ukrainians like fucking meat for the Russian war machine, the whole thing's crazy. It's all bad.
But the crazy that was going on back then was a one-on-one crazy different kind of crazy. It was like there was an understanding that if you saw somebody and they had horses or they had these at you're going to go kill them and take that thing from them and if you knew that there was a camp in the camp was over the top of the Ridge and they would be in bed at night. You would come in the middle of night and Slaughter. Every yes Nick, they did that to each other. They did that to each other. So it was a horrific way of
existing because sometimes is this disease Vision that you
Romanticize that culture, right? I do that a lot. I romanticize things that I don't know about, right? Because they're just seems like something like oh that's romantic or something, you know, these were this was a
culture of War. It
was fucking hide and go seek for
real. It was culture of Warriors like this whole country was filled with poet on nomadic Warriors. Yeah. And most of them got killed by fucking smallpox. That's what's the crazy. Most of them got killed by the flu and all sorts of
Diseases that came over with the European. How
game us that a fell, dude. You're fucking Warrior, right? Suddenly you get a fucking stumble of
sneezes on you at the Depot. You go to the trading Depot to drop off some fucking skins, some dude, sneezes on you and that's a wrap.
Yeah, you're like good training all day dude. Some guy just fucking doesn't wash his feet per half
an afternoon or just came here off a boat. Stinky bitches breathing shit, shit.
Air and drink it shit water, you know, like
do you imagine the hygiene on those boats? Oh, come on, bus', ship it with the first burning man. Dude, that place was a dump dude. I heard the penta didn't have any chicks on it. It's like there's an example. Columbus is an example. The could you have done it,
I mean, probably, if you lived back then that would have been the thing to do because you would have been bored
but you're in them. It's early morning. You will not show up
Trot. You would want to try to see what it looks like to go across the ocean if you are.
Young man, and you just needed something in your life. And you knew the dudes did it and you just eat beef jerky for three months, and you make it across the ocean and when you get to the other side is, there's Gold Everywhere. They don't even know where they were. Yeah. But if you read the accounts, there was a priest that traveled with him, some sort of religious man to travel with them. Yeah, like a detailed Diary of their, the horrific things that Columbus is men. Did they bashed babies on the Rocks? They not on. Yeah, they told certain men what they had to give
That give them their weight in gold. And if they did do a chop dudes arms off in front of everybody, they enslave these people and use them for their gold because these people had no use for gold. They didn't know how valuable gold one and
when they got to the
Americas. Exactly, exactly. Yeah, people and they just slaughtered people, they just slaughter people, dude, there's horrific depictions of what Columbus is people did.
We were a man, acai romanticize nature so much and it's really vulgar, isn't it? Well, it's just
humans.
Have always done this to each other and for all of human history, the strong groups of men with weapons, invade people that aren't prepared and they take all their stuff and they conquer them and it's always happened. It's the most common thing. If you go back and look at history, there's a bunch of common things. There's an increase in the complexity of architecture and the design of the Cities. There's machines, they're all these different things improve. But along the way, the consistent thing,
Is war. It's constantly happening from the beginning of time as early as we know, tribes or battling other tribes and back. Then when there wasn't that many people, and wasn't that many resources, and you were competing to see whose genes spread, it's just natural, he developed tools and weapons and then that's ingrained in our fucking DNA. So here we are in 2024 when I phone six teens and starlink and we're still locked into this tribal War mindset because that's how humans evolved, right?
Right. And that's the scariest thing about being alive today is that we're so Advanced or so much more civilized than any other point in human history. And yet, same amount of people if not more or dying senselessly all the time. We're like, we're
civilized on the outside but there's a part of us that is will always be uncivilized. Well, the part of it is war,
right? And other parts of the world are not as calm as us you know there's parts of the world that are very fucking dangerous. Yeah. They're the the you know this place is
The world where you can't go with without getting robbed or shot?
Yeah, just and reels. First of all,
is that bad?
Memphis is bad dude. It's where Elvis came from. Huh, isn't that where Elvis came from and he left it changed, huh?
Where's Graceland actually Grace? A hill, is crazy. All Graceland, it's in Memphis and it's cool. You go out, they let you in the backyard after the smoke and Elvis is grave is right there.
You could smoke right in front of Elvis G,
look 17 cm from Elvis Graver 80 cm
that movie that Elvis movie was so good, which one are the ones I was girlfriend or Tom, Hanks, plays the colonel.
Didn't see that one. Oh yeah. Well that dude what is his name? Austin Colonel. What's the name of fellows name? That played Elvis? Austin Butler is really good. Yeah, you fucking he nailed it. He was really good. You really believed that he was Elvis. What a crazy story. Yeah. Elvis was the first guy to get way too famous. The first guy that was just way too famous. Yeah. Like there was no one that famous before Elvis.
No, there wasn't. Well yeah, there was Jesus probably who else?
Maybe Jesus Constantine.
Jesus got his reps, like he got his afterwards appreciation after he was gone. Yeah, you know, sort of like Kurt Cobain?
Yeah, kind of, it's good point. Huh?
Is people love Kurt Cobain while he was alive, but I think they really appreciated him after he's dead. This certainly there's certain guys.
What do you think you? What do you?
What do you do when you die David? We'll see about that,
huh? Well, we'll see about that. That's what's interesting. Imagine, if you really do, go to heaven and st. Peter really is there with a book like this is
crazy. First thing you're thinking, is this dude's gay as fuck? I think that robe robe is has a checklist or whatever type of the most time to get in
hide or whatever. You're the most enlightened being ever. But you walk around with a robe on. Robes are stupid. I never want to wear a robe.
Having your wardrobe. When if I have to go to like a massage place, you go to wear robe for take the robe off mic, okay? You're going to see me in my underwear and five minutes so why don't we just do it now
is flirting? It's lingerie alright yeah alright you just mail, why would God be wearing a
robe with a rope tie, bro? Don't, you know about
pants? You get
yourself a pair of origin stretchy jeans? They're great man, they look like jeans, but they feel like fucking sweatpants God, why?
Why are you wearing a robe? They God's got that thing on her. But what do you think? We got a heartbeat? He created the universe. Yeah, oh my
God, but a chamber. You would want it. Oh, but I better. You would want it. If you saw it, you'd want
it. I wouldn't I wouldn't go up to it. Imagine it just has a magical attraction.
You like, you're not even gay but everybody's gave her God.
Hey, look, I'll tell you this. I might walk up to him and I put sunglasses on first, dude. If God's
real he made gay people. Anybody's yeas, a choice. I think gay is a
A choice for some people, let me be real clear about this. I think there's some people that are open-minded and say I'll try I'll being gay for a while.
It's not me, maybe it's you Greg, Fitzsimmons said he almost tried it and you panicked at the last minute ran away. Yeah.
We thought he had to do it. I feel like I feel like it's got a late night. Aquatic, a stuff doesn't happen? Not in the Poorhouse one. Yeah. Past 1 a.m. I like to get to bed at a decent hour.
My point is God made gay people. Yeah. So it's clear if God made everything he made people that are gay. The craziest religious answer, like Ben Shapiro. Gave me this answer. Hmm. He said he thinks you should ignore it. Don't do it.
Because it's a sin just like you want to murder people be, don't murder them. Yeah. Like Pro, how much do you want to murder people? Like it's like because gay people want to fuck every day. Yeah like you don't who wants if you want to murder people everyday? Check yourself in. That's, that's a crazy comparison. Like the gay thing is literally your sexual expression. Like you're attracted to other guys. So like if you're not attracted other guys, you think are you sure God wrote that down? Like are you a 100% positive that God really thinks that's a
Bad idea. But yet he made people that have that urge right?
It wouldn't be, it wouldn't be fair if he did that, it wouldn't be right, right. I think the craziest thing is, I think if you the first gay dude, must have been like, what's going on, you know, like you sitting there with his wife or whatever and his buddy comes over to like, you know, to just look around or whatever because they know that much stuff back then. And he's but he comes over to still like, look around or tell them about it, like an animal, he saw her some and he just starts thinking, man, I want a fucking I bet I'm gonna get this little
rabbit. I bet it.
It from the jump. No habit, little rabbit, what do you think is a gay dude? Thank you. Get that little rabbit. That's really a good little booty rapper Boutique, I think gay guys have been here from the north snort that little fucking.
You know, why? Because I think human
beings, I love dirt oyster. What do you think if you're the fifth, the thoughts have to come in here it something puts the thoughts and I think it starts in the fall.
Thought, I don't think it starts in the DNA.
Well, it might start in the DNA to there was a, I think. See if you find this, I think was University of Rome. They proposed a theory that there was a variation of the X chromosome that existed in women that are very promiscuous and that these very promiscuous, women had a disproportionate amount of gay son's. Oh my God. Yeah. So the idea is that these women are just, so they're so dick hungry that it literally passes.
On through their genes.
Where was it? Was it in roll? It wasn't Rhode Island, was
it? No. But that's could happen in Rhode Island. And Providence, would be a good place for
that. That isn't there like a gay Mecca? That's
yeah,
Provincetown, I think. Yeah. Jeff. What's your name? He said a party there. Jeff from his Comedy Store.
I think Province sounds Massachusetts, but there's I know what you're talking about. There is a thing in Rhode Island and there's Fire Island in New York, but I think their thought was that the same gene that made
Made women like really promiscuous. They wanted a bunch of different sexual partners this same that it might be actually a gene thing. She, the gene thing is weird, man. Because Brett Weinstein, explain this to me. So, do you know the difference between a beautiful woman and a woman who's hot? And I said, no like, what's the difference? You'll beautiful woman is a woman that you would want to have a long-term relationship and raise children with. Yeah. And then a hot woman, like, woman is wearing like, very skimpy clothes and very like looks like she's
Right, like really made up. Very the idea that that's attractive is that you could potentially spread your jeans quickly without any consequences, so the this person, right? You wouldn't have to have a relationship with that person, but it would give you an opportunity to spread your jeans like as primates
Brian strike, kind of thing, like Monsanto or
whatever fertility, the amount of children, they have, I think, or something. I thought it was. I thought it was the promiscuous, women. I think
I thought say that I say that there says that I hope that one of this is their interpretation. This is a yeah, that's around the time Gaijin survived Evolution as it is carried by mothers, who have more children, but guess what, if you have more kids of means you like dick. I think they were talking about promiscuity though. However, a study published by the Journal of sexual medicine. Found a correlation between gay men and the mothers their mothers and maternal aunts who are prone to have significantly more children.
Impaired. The maternal relatives of straight
men, I think we need more gay men. In some of these areas will hold on,
second. Doesn't that make sense though? That would make sense. Like, in terms of like natural selection, because if you're someone who's like over having kids, okay? Too many kids. You have like, ten children, right? I would see how nature be like, you know what, we don't need to spread these jeans as much. Let's make a couple of these gay.
Right. Nature's like let's move on to even things out, right? Right, yeah. Oh, I don't make sense. Nature wants people to balance? Yes, he sure wants
balance. Yeah, and if someone has 10 kids and everybody else has 10 kids that could get out of hand real quick so I can see how if you have a lot of kids nature Blake, you know, not. Let me do this. What was that? Where was that study done from
University of Rome.
University of Padova in Italy,
okay? And just as those people that's gathers people that are non sexual at all
really 100%, which is stabbed against out of the fight, you don't belong in the to a, to club plus a yeah, whatever that is. So what is it? It's qbd. What
is it LGBT? Lgbtq
to AI. Plus a is asexual stay out
of it. Yeah. Stay out of this. Yeah your fight. Yeah, they got it. Some people.
Well, it's not your fight.
Yeah. You're just like
you don't even have sex with anybody.
Yeah? What. If you're just jerking off of your house? Are you in that or whatever? Like what is that? Who are
those people? Right. That's lonely sexual. Yeah. And L I think they're gonna put robots in there.
You see that? You see that robot cutting hay the other day. I did not pull that up. If you don't mind game with a scythe
like the reaper like a
Reaper. Yeah. It was like a little bit of like a not a slave bot or
whatever whatever.
Robot bodyguards that in the future. You'll have robot bodyguards. You can go anywhere you
want. That'd be cool. But then like the second you start, you gotta run. They're gonna be like, all right. And then they'll run. It's going to take a half a second half. A second. Kills everything. I better just pick you up and they run with you. Wow! They
just carry you.
There we go ideas. It's not real. That's not real well Jamie you're a party pooper and look how it's moving. Super real you see that pod where they're taking that is so real. Yeah, that was real good back 100%. That's coming. Okay sure. But yeah, I mean, all these folks that are coming over here for jobs, there's a lot of those jobs, they're going to be taken by like unskilled labor jobs are all going to be robots.
Oh, but don't you think at a certain point that we shouldn't have that like at a certain point should an AI, it does, if it doesn't help us be human,
It is from home. You said, stop it. That's how I feel like, oh yeah, yeah but she's not were there now,
go. Yeah, it's just stopped a long time ago. If you want humans to survive, just stopped a long time ago. Yeah. If you want the human race as it is now, you want this to stay. It's that doesn't make sense because you're making something way better. You're 100% going to make something and you're going to give it autonomy and you get to give it sentience and it's going to be infinitely smarter than us. It's not going to be restricted by any biological.
Needs. It's not going to be greedy. It's not going to be mean. It's not going to be malicious, but it might decide where useless, they might decide that it definitely doesn't need us. Polluting the ocean, fucking up the fucking rivers and risky. Yeah, nuclear waste. It's going to be like, what are you doing morons? Why are you idiots cracking atoms? Stay out of that.
Like, you don't even know what you're doing.
Here's here's free porn and a fucking VR mask. Just you give you free food, have a blast.
Yet you stop breeding. Well, the jet population of just drop off a cliff.
They just I saw they
are we talking about a second ago? Robots
yeah. Oh they're
killing the head with the
airport. You want another? Yeah I'll take another one man. I need another Saudi or something. You got anything on you? In here? We got coffee. One second on the kill Cliff. If you got one
Jimmy, go get you. A lots of
coffee you Minds that coffee? Yeah.
Yeah, Charles gets ugly mug. It is. Yes. Warm coffee, came out of the dishwasher ha. Hell, yes.
Why do you pour it with one hand trapped? Underneath that arm
can be out challenging myself
as wrist ability? That was all wrist. You didn't move your arm at all. Dude, you were all wrist on
that jam. Yeah. That's hard to do man. Thank you.
That's what the wrist is the weakest link he ever do, right? Yes curls. I'm shocked at Hope weak bitch ass my
wrist so it's amazing. Well, it's amazing whenever you take like it,
Any Jujitsu classes, how the first thing you start didn't learn his control the wrist? It's crazy, changes. Everything,
especially guys have big hands. Yeah, good. Grab like guy with a basketball player sties. Hands there's this dude named semmy schilt. He used to fight in the UFC. Sammy semmy schilt, he was seven feet tall. Oh wow, the problem with semi is if you got on top of him he just grabs your wrist. You making your hands-free? Hmm. I guess
what? Yeah, fucking
baseball mitts for hands. Just wrapped his hands around you that semmy schilt. Wow!
Wow, he was K, 1 grand. Prix winner. I'm like
a looks like Zach Brian
7 foot tall. He was a beast. Dude, he fought and MMA to wasn't wasn't a good Grappler. Unfortunately, that was kind of his downfall but had a nasty front kick to the body. Yeah he fought Peter artsy fun. Everybody Man Sammy was good and he was real tall been real good at like utilizing that height. Wow, it would seem like I would be scared to
be that tall and him and because you'd there be more of you to be attacked
by sort of, but your way further away,
You know, like the whole thing is distance, where you could effectively strike them and they can strike you likes a guy bit, like John Jones has the perfect Fighters frame because he's still very strong and has a lot of muscle but he's also a long and lean. So he's not relatively bunk bulky compared to his weight because he's long and stretched out. So he can hit you from here and you can only hit him from here, this dis amount of distance races. So huge, if you have a distance I like
That much room where a guy can hit you and you can't hit him, you have to cross
that and
you're so vulnerable while crossing that and if a guy's a good counter Striker and he's active and his long, their sorrow, so hard to get in on. So guy like John, that's always going to be an advantage and then with John if you do get it on, that's no picnic. Because he's Elite Grappler. So he's gonna strangle you. He's going to throw you to the ground. So like you you're fucked. You're in this fuck Zone. On the outside is kicking the shit
out of your knees.
John's on the nastiest, like, side kicking people's knees. Yeah,
yeah, most dangerous guy, very dangerous. People say that he's Dana White's. Favorite fighter. Is that the truth you think or is it does
this Dana White says, he's the greatest of all time, right? Which a lot of people say? Yeah, I don't, I go back and forth on what I think the greatest of all time means. But if you wanted, that's good question. If you want to say, like who dominated his division longer than anybody? Who beat everybody that was ever any good in his Division and who never lost?
Lost. That's John Jones. The only time you could say he had a controversial decision was the Dominic Reyes fight. It was Dominic Reyes was coming up. He was in his prime, it was a really good fight, a really close fight, but John one what I think was a split decision and then he had a split decision with Thiago Silva, Thiago Santos, but Thiago Santos. He blew out both of tiago's knees, Thiago needed, knee surgery on both of his knees after that fight. I think that was a split decision, but the bottom line is, John one.
All those fights and then you know he wins the heavyweight title to it's tough to argue. He's not the greatest of all time. Yeah I say you know if you had the only pick one, I would pick John but I don't like only picking one because it's a bunch of reasons why other guys are in this Elite Class of being considered as possibly the greatest of all time. I always say, Mighty Mouse because Mighty Mouse would do things for you. Like what the fuck did he just do? He when he fought reborg, he tossed him in the air and caught him in a
My fucking arm bar on the way
down. Oh God. You ever see that? No, I never seen this
one of the craziest things I've ever seen a guy do inside the cage.
He threw this dude through the air and caught a
flying armbar in the air.
Fuck, it's so fast.
Like when it term to me, it's like when I just think watch this throws and boom. Oh, bro.
Wow, dude, bro, bro, if that dude, ain't good a gift wrapping, you got the wrong God Rose. It is what look how crazy.
This is in the middle of the air. He switches to an armbar on
an elite fighter, in a world championship fight. That's like
a stunt. That's like a stunt move. If you saw that in a movie to be like, shut the fuck up. Nobody can do that, right? He did it in an MMA championship fight where he was dominating the
fight, he has crazy. How many of those guys would be like, are like Hollywood stuntman, you know? And
then you got a, you also got a like, if you just look on record, this is where it gets crazy. If you just look on record of accomplishments, against champions.
Hmm.
You kind of have to put Alex, Pereira
already in the conversation of potential greatest of all time, which is so crazy. He's one of only three, two division Champions,
right? He is how many how many depend to do? You have Connor, you have
d.c., you have Alex? I think that's it
didn't approve. No, no, I think that's it.
Amanda Nunes, that doesn't really count because 45, it does count.
45 is kind of a non-existent weight class, he's like doesn't exist. He's a hunter that she was fighting girls. That could have fought 35, it's real. But like, 45 is the most 145 for. Women is the most shallow, yeah, engine in MMA. So yes, you could say, Amanda to. So, it's a small percentage of people that have achieved that and he achieved it in record time. He's knocked out, so many fucking Champions knocked out. Jamal Hill. You not beat the shit out of you re prohaska and knocked him out in a second like
crazy, bro. Hunted him.
Bro. Bro, that guy's unbelievable watching
him. He's a fucking monster, dude. He's a monster. He's a force. What he did to Khalil Roundtree was Clinic
khalil's. Amazing to
amazing to do that to a guy like Ali. Like that was a clinic in like Elite world-class
MMA and it first, the first two rounds you're like, what is this, like, what's going on khalil's? In its, we're both in it, but then you start to see that prayer is Junta. It's like this hunting. Yeah. The pressure never ends. Yeah. And you're like, oh my God.
Like, literally watching one of those snake, like a snake when they're just kind of like like did you see that snake that ate that day or like a 77 pound deer. Whatever you did course. I see all that. Shit's crazy. Bring that up. Bring that big dog.
Now, he says snake because that's kind of how Pereira moves. He moves like a snake like he pulls back and then he strikes forward. He pulls back, he's a master at just getting right outside of your shots and then his shots are coming in right
behind him and he operated his own speed. He's almost out.
Alvin Kamara is a football player that does that he operates at his. It's a speed you've never seen. It looks
normal, but it's different. Well, it varies a lot to look. Sometimes he moves fast. Sometimes move slow. It's very
hypnotic. Yes, it's
hypnotic. It's also unique. He's got a unique frame, so he kind of looks he moves different on design. Like he doesn't switch his hips when he throws kicks, so you don't see him. Come until it's too late, right? So, he's standing in front of you and when he kicks, there's no movement of his
He's just throwing these kicks out and they land and they're not as hard as if he put his whole body into it, but it's hard enough where you like, oh no. And you get hit with a couple of those, three, four, five of those all of a sudden, you're like, I can't walk anymore and now he's hunting you and he's hunting. You
see I would put him already in the convert. I
don't think he's better than John Jones greatest of all time, but I already put him in the conversation as a potential greatest of all time
nominee. He's lucky, he's right there. He's a male Katniss Everdeen. He's like,
Banana man. Chris few years, a hunter, and he's only been in the UFC for a
few. Yeah, it's crazy. Couple MMA fights other than the UFC. And then the UFC for this run at the top of the division, just
smashing everyone to obliterans.
So then you got khabib undefeated? Oh yeah. Well my
grades. What is the darkness of the
greatest to do a another to Division champion? That's right. George wanted 85 as well? That's why, I almost forgot George. Yeah, so George one of the greatest of all times for sure. Yes.
On their conversation. I got to see him and in Canada
Anderson in his prime Anderson is problems in that conversation. You got to look at them like in
there in the moment whenever there's a moment of time period like this amount of years to that amount of
years. Well let's all agree that this is the prime forget about when they should have retired. Let that go. Yeah. Just talk about them when they're at their best. Who is the best? That's a good point. Yeah,
because everybody that's doing great. You want to stay as long as you can. It would be weird if you didn't problem you can't
judge them by
By how they were when they should have gotten out, right? This is just a foolish Endeavor. They should have been fighting a killer at 20 at 42 years old, you know, natural and its timing to.
Yeah. There's a but there's just a lot when Fighters fight
laid into their career, you got a kind of, you got to kind of a race that when you think about their ultimate expression. Yeah. I feel like their Prime is their ultimate. It's everything they could do. They did everything, right? They crossed every T. They measured all their food.
Would they fucking did the cryo chamber? And they did so on as every day and got massages, and we're sparring and doing strength and conditioning drills and they were going over moves their coaches. They had a battle plan, everything. So those guys you can only do that for so long. There's that's like a nine year at at the best when you're at the. So you gotta look like in that win like fade or and pride. You got to look in that window. Don't look at fade or now and you know,
You guys are not going to mount and it's just not the same reason old guys. Been beating up a bunch of time, still a bad motherfucker but it's not. Not that dude who was running pride in the early
2000s? Right? Wasn't that there? Yeah, you got to look at them when they're in
BJ Penn at his best. Yeah. The BJ Penn for a few years, I say, is as good as any talk about him, a lot of heard you
speak about. You just had us in this when he was in
his prime, it was just a matter of was BJ. Going to get him in the first round. Was he going to get him in the second round? BJ was hyper.
Ggressive and just unbelievably
talent. I wasn't watching back then and dexterity, dude, he had crazy dexterity. He's the governor of Maui is an era. No,
no. He's writing for the governor of Hawaii. Did he win? No, you didn't win
Ma.
No, I went to Maui, not too long ago, maybe four months ago now, he's awesome. Yeah, it's all, but we went to the place where the hurricane, where the fires were ours. Blew my mind, man. It's still nothing, right? It was unbelievable. Yeah, it was um, it was just like it was unbelievable to see what it occurred. You know, and just like it's crazy how quickly we just as a like how we move past certain tragedies, you know? Like right. We don't mean to, it's just a new cycle does. And you know, we get kind of a dick.
Head to the new cycle. And so then it's kind of hard, you
know? But it was, I'll tell you one thing when the way the administration handled that, I think put a bad taste in a lot of people's mouths while at the same time, they're sending all that money to Ukraine. I think that was a big problem with the the bide Administration when they did that, I think you can't do that. You can't why you're sending all this money overseas? Ignore the people that are here, because then it's like, why do you why are you deciding in this manner that you don't want to help people that were
It was one of the biggest wildfire tragedies ever. Why are you, why are you deciding to give them $700,
like, especially in one of the most, beautiful places that our country has to even exist? It's not only
that but you're not protecting them from potential land grabs, right? Because one of the things that's going on with this is like they got to do insurance and they go through insurance and this and that but meanwhile these people are still paying mortgages so like what happens and on it's hard to figure out there Joe because a lot of people they
live as like second and
Third Generations, all living in the same home, right? And they've also a lot of, you know, how Hawaii is they like they'll like take little pieces of land. It's like you know people will build like something small and just live in somebody else's yard that kind of thing. It's very like
you know there's only so much land but the problem is the land where that fire hit was very valuable.
Oh yeah it's like this perfect likes like that slope head and looking down at the ocean
what I would be fearful of and if I was someone that was working in the government, they want to protect people from being.
Victimized, I would say, hey, let's make sure that this land doesn't get snatched up rights. Make sure that these people get their land back and be the first thing I would say, if they all want to sell out to a resort and they make a decision on their own, you know, that's one thing. But if they get hit with a wildfire and then also in it, takes forever for them to rebuild. They don't have the finances to rebuild. Maybe there's a struggle with insurance, maybe who knows, who knows, maybe didn't pay your insurance that month, who knows? And now all the sudden this land gets snatched up and you're like, whoa,
whoa. Yeah. Because if they just like one of the things that the governor was talking about was like you turning it into a park or something like that. What did he say? Acquiring it for the state? Was this exact term that he said but he said it like right after the tragedy was like, dude
this not the time to say it it's not the time
to ever say it's not the time to ever say you're going to take people's land and turn it into a park when they was they just got hit by a fire. So now you used to live in this amazing place with a killer view, not anymore. Yeah, now the
It's going to take your land. Why? Because you got in a tragedy what? Yeah, I got double-fucked. You got double, fuck. You don't even get to keep the land. You can't even rebuild their no not anymore. There was a tragedy. Like
wait a minute. What that I think that's a weird thing. When you don't feel like as a person that your government is going to support you. I think that's but that's probably like a feeling why
that sounds like the opposite so your governments trying to rob you right? Look, did you find it? Find the quote that he said, okay, I got it. We got to read the quote because the quote is like it.
Made so many Hawaiians. So, pissed off. I'm told she was so pissed off. BJ was pissed off. Yeah, everybody was like, this is crazy. Like, how can you say that right after a tragedy like
this? Yeah, I remember I went there and what I just walked up to the fire department that was like, up the hill from there. Oh man, and I just walked up and I was like, hey, I would like to is there any way that I could go see what
happened when I was looking for it? This is that it's the video is shortened and it makes the comments distorted. It distorts Hawaii Governor's comments about the state buying land and Lahaina
So what are the actual? What did he actually say though? I could find I'm already thinking about ways for the state to acquire that land.
So that we could put it into work, force, housing to put it back to families or to make it open spaces. In perpetuity as a memorial to people who are lost, we want this to be something that we remember after the pain passes, as a magic place in Lahaina will rebuild a tragedy right now is the loss of life. The buildings can be rebuilt over time. Even the bonyen tree May survive, but we don't want this to become a clear space where then yes people from overseas, come and decide. They're going to take it the state.
It will take it and preserve it first,
so maybe some of their goal. Maybe some of their goal is to preserve it
on a second. Hold on a second. So that again, scroll back is interesting but we don't want this to become a clear space where then yes people from overseas come and decide they're going to take it. The state will take it and preserve it. First I think what they're probably worried about then is the bank's grabbing it. So them saying that the state could take the land.
Might be to prevent the banks from grabbing it by selling it and putting something there, but it still seems like over each if you're living in the fucking place where the state's going to take the
land will be very scary as just a regular person. Like yeah. So I'm going to lose. So, I'm either going to lose my right. Bland from to hear or to hear,
right? Like, where am I going now? What am I doing? You know, and you don't hear anything about
it. Yeah, it is only, we
looked it up. Once there was a time where the government
Gently over sent money to Ukraine, they sent them six billion dollars, it should have sent. So we looked up how much would it have cost to rebuild every house in Maui from the fires? It's five billion. So the extra money that they accidentally, they sent to Ukraine, they could have sent their and rebuilt every house and had a billion dollars left over, but we have give you $700, we can see. Oh, that's disgusting, that's disgusting. Like, if you want us to pretend that we're all on the same team, you got it.
You saw, like, we're on the same team, you can't really be throwing all this money into Ukraine, and then there's places in America that suck and you're not doing anything to help these folks
like, yeah, that's just yeah. And people people say like well your tax dollars only effective but at a certain point it's not even about that. It's just like, do you not? Like if I'm a I'm an American and I'm contributing to this business by being an American, and being part of the system, does this system not care about me, you know but I guess everybody,
Thinks about that in different ways. So. Well, I think whenever you want to miss them, I'm out of my mind
system, you know, systems, a bunch of people. And so, when you have a bunch of people, an enormous amount of people, it's too many people to think about as individuals. You think about it as numbers. And that's, that's what that's like the sort of sociopath version of a government. They just think of you as a
number. Yeah. But when people start to lose their part, like if you start to lose your sense of being an American these charts, that's a, that's big for a lot of
Right. Like so then it's a sense of purpose, right? One of the senses of purposes. I feel like that we get or like having a job having a family or somebody that loves you or that you love or having being a part of a country, right? Being a part of a fabric of a society, and when those things start to erode, some of those things and if you don't have any other ones to back it up and people get really Rogue, you
know? Well, they get Rogue especially if they've been told by the mainstream media forever that if one side winds are going to be in a right-wing fascist dictatorship.
Whoop. Yeah, just that's fucking pissing me. That should be in that. That should be a crime. It
should be it. Well, it's the very least. It's like, slanderous, like, that's not, it's not true. You can't back that up. That's not true. Like you're saying something that we have evidence of four years of him being a president and not doing that. And what that's just mean, let's look up the actual definition, but there's a bunch of different versions of it. It's usually connected to a right-wing authoritarian ideology and a
Our of the state over people and it gets twisted around a lot because it's all. So, you could also say, it's fascist to important impose certain ideas on people demand certain speech, which is, which would make a lot of left-wing people fascist as well far-right authoritarian and utilitarian, Ultra, nasty, Ultra nationalist. Political ideology and movement characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy militarism forcible.
Suppression of opposition, belief in natural social hierarchy, subordination of individual interests for their perceived good of the nation or race and strong regimentation of society and economy opposed to an art anarchism democracy pluralism, egalitarianism liberalism socialism, and Marxism fascism is placed on the far right wing within the traditional left, right wing Spectrum, who's all that? No one is. So it's like it's a bullshit term that
Throwing on a guy who has a different political philosophy than you put it back up again, please. It's like there's real fascists in the world. There's really there's really dangerous. People that guy's not. He's he's got a big ego. He says, ridiculous things we are talking about trump. It doesn't behave like a guy that you think of in a traditional sense of being the president,
but now he just seems like just how older guy, who kind of has like likes being Donald Trump. I
think he loves me and Donald Trump, but I think he's got some good ideas that a lot of businessmen agree with.
With. Well I think you need a businessman to do this. It's not a it's not a we don't live in a like this like Care Bear world anymore are our politics, it's become a dirty fucking business. So you I think you want a businessman in there like I don't care if somebody like somebody's attitude, can the guy do business? Then that's who I see cuz it's not, it's not, it's all business. Now, like we've been, it's been sold out. It's like, I don't feel like it's this, I don't know. Does it make?
Since dude. Sorry dude, I'm fucking having a dead man.
Don't apologize. I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying? Yeah, it is business but if
you want a shrewd businessman, I don't need Mary Poppins in there. Right? Right. I don't need somebody to tell me. Everything's okay, I need just like, I need somebody to make our fucking food safe. I need somebody to make our streets safe and that's all I really need. Like, I feel like if I'm paying taxes, then those are the things that I should expect that my FDA and that my Police Department.
Which I'm paying for are going to be able to make sure that I can raise a family and raise them healthfully and make it home from work to see my children. I feel like I don't have any children yet but I already feel, you know, that's what I feel like people want. I don't care about anything
else. Yeah, I think most people feel the same way they just want to be safe and happy RFK Junior tweeted something. See if you find that. Well Adam McKay had a great, great tweet but arcade treated like a message to
What is it? The RFK one. Yeah. I was that wires long, right? Yeah. Yeah.
What's the matter bro. There's having the worst day today. I got it right here if you want to change. Sorry, being a downer.
No you're not being a downer but you keep us in it this. Yeah I'm sorry man look at that. Fda's war on public health is about to end. This includes its aggressive aggressive suppression of psychedelics peptide, stem cells, raw milk. Hyperbaric therapy is cheerleading compounds, Ivermectin. Hi,
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crazy. Yeah, that's that that I like and then you got
this people like Tulsi. That's, you know, that's, that's the type of person.
You want? Congresswoman. Yeah. For eight years like impeccable character and then you've got a vague who's a genius. You got JD Vance. He's fucking brilliant as well. All these great.
So you have a bunch of
good people with them. This go
around? Well, yeah, it's like, we gotta get people off each other's necks man. You know,
that's what we got to do. We got to get people to like stop attacking each other, it's so crazy.
Well, I felt a sense of like at even after the election was over at that felt like people, everything just felt kind of
Home. Yeah, well it's a team thing, dude. It's like your team
lost. It really
is. It's these people that are super addicted to politics thing. They're like, people who don't fall Sports, you never played any games that this is the, the way they compete. They compete for the most important thing, like, who gets to dictate the the tone of the
country, right? Right. I've never expected politics to have any effect on my life, you know? Even when I was a kid, I didn't, you know, my mom told us don't ever depend on the
Permit for anything, you know. It's like you just you have to do it. You just have to figure it out, you know. Yeah. Like they used to have some rich dude or whatever like like our street it would like cut between like the highway and like this other Road where people would go. And so they had a guy who was like a veterinarian or whatever and he would go down our street, he would stop and throw out like these like he was a veterinarian and he would draw like animal carcasses into our ditch and shit, right? So
Jesus Christ like dead cats and shit.
Yeah, dead animals. You know, different animals, nothing really? I would say, medium sized, you know, probably 32 waist and lower, right? He would throw those bitches out of the bag and it's, I guess this is get rid of them. And our neighborhood was like, the poor neighborhoods. Who is like, who gives a fuck about these people, right asshole? Totally. But we just talked to him on the street, throw him in the ditch, but we call the police, and they like, it will help, and they would never come, you know, and my mom was like, don't ever. I remember telling us do not ever.
Expect the government to fucking help you do anything, you have to do shit yourself. You know also cops. Don't want to take dead
animals and fucking pick it up and put in a bag like that's not what they signed up for. Yeah,
I don't know. And then they do not busy
to gate, the let's see, what kind of animal is
this. Yeah, it was this the local veterinarian and he would just throw those bitches and sometimes we it would be you know after they died or whatever like after they like you know after the bones got blanks or whatever other
Time we would fucking throw, you know, do like games or shit but nothing what are you know? Throw me. Tell you fucking do guys. It's rolling bones in each other. The fuck is six. Rib cages are ya. Hi bro. Welcome to Haiti dude. It was so I
don't get sick a lot but got immunized by the all the bacteria on. Finding dead animals. You
got way. Yeah, we had a good time but nothing like that. Snake that I had in that ditch. Bring that thing back up. Dude. How many
fucking kids that get helicopter parent that get?
Allergic to more shit because they don't get exposed to things. They're not crawling around playing in dirt and shit. All that stuff. Probably got to be good for your body, right? When your little kids, especially playing in dirt, playing outside.
Oh yeah. If you're just sheltered, whatever. Yeah.
Just for your biome. It's got to be good for you.
I'm trying to think of what was in our biome or whatever.
You know, I'll get asked my mom, I
guess.
Yeah. That snake was crazy. That's the crazy thing to me. Man, I've seen a snake eat something like that.
Do you know how many snakes there are in the Everglades?
There's more Macbeth ons,
more pythons in the Everglades, I'll guess. 150? No, that's even lower. But I would bet 200 thousand
five hundred that's just a rough estimation. They could be off by a factor of who fucking knows, they don't really know. It's dense. Dense dense dense jungle.
Yeah, and the guy you're asking is probably like are probably. Five
is dude in here, python, cowboy goes and hunts for him. He's got a dog and the dog will find the nests. Let's just
Say hello in there. He's pulling these giant ass
pythons out of Nest that dogs been sexually assaulted. I bet I'll say that dude, I talked to a
psychopath? Yeah. Going after something that could easily swallow it.
Yeah. That's a 77 pound deer. You see that? Yeah. Exams thing is a damn sixth-grader, dude. They'd
alligators. That's Craig. This is the crazy thing because of the introduction of pythons into the Everglades and 90% of all the mammals are missing.
There's no mammals anymore. Are they eat them all the ate them. All this is 90% or Miss.
How long does it? How long does it take a snake to eat something that
big? Well, the thing is the number of snakes like it's the perfect environment for those animals. Like it's like they just got dropped off in Paradise. Nothing. Eats them. There's no crocodiles snakes. Yeah they're living. Now some alligators must eat some of
them but how long does it take a snake to eat?
Some. Look at this 2012 study found that populations of raccoon had declined.
9.3% opossums 98.9% and bobcats 87, Point 5 percent since 1997, Marsh rabbits, cottontail rabbits and foxes, effectively, disappeared over that time. God. He's so they've essentially eradicated all the rabbits, and the
foxes, but how long does it? Like I mean, it's unbelievable but how long that's Satan working as well? And how long does it take? How long does it take a snake to digest? Like, how long does it take want to get that deer? That's a good
question.
I wonder, I know that
like, is it days or is it like weeks?
Let's guess. Okay, full
dear one week. I say one week,
let's pretty good. Guess I was just
like antlers and shit
and ho, yeah, wish I guess that. Do you think
tonight's Wald antlers? Do they go to for the box and swallow antler? Well, I been imagined swallowing you feel like such an asshole when the antler was going down, but like, oh my God, I can't believe I swallowed the antler. It's going to take forever to break down. Just going to be rolling around with antlers inside your
chest forever.
Everywhere you go.
Ow. Ow! Ow. Ow Revenge that no comfortable way to
sleep. What do they do with the antlers, man? Well, they must die, die. I'm sure they just get to that point. And the rest of the body is dead is D. Well, the antler is, he is just
bone, but it's so poke like look at
it. I would bet three weeks.
Nature gives them weapons for a few months. This is what happens with a deer like and when they stop breeding these fall off every year. So these you find them on the ground. We call them
kids. The only defend yourself while you're breeding.
Exactly. And it's offensive as much as defensive. They run at each other and Clash. You see him fighting? It happens all the time. It's pretty fucking cool. They go after each other and just fuck each other up and
yet they'll see him sometimes hooked together. Yeah.
I mean, Nature's Danger made nature is brilli. Blow. Really one believe what's? It's the number one person in the world. I
saw horrible video of these two deer that got locked together, so the clash and antlers, they got locked together and one of them got eaten by a coyote. So one was still alive connected to this body. Could he get away while the other one got torn apart by a coyote and it was just dumb luck. That the coyotes picked him verse that because neither one of them can get away the coyotes recognized.
They were locked into each other and just picked one and went after. I'm just gutted them.
It's like we're in a threesome of nobody wants to touch you. Kind of, you
know, trying to eat one with antlers and got got fucked up. Oh
God, I like cut his own body open bails on
it. So it's split his body wide open. Oh my God, I'll get his mouth. He's got the antlers stuck through his fucking jaw.
I would hate some. I hate it. When
people take boys slid off of it.
Wow, I hate when people take a long time to eat, you know where right through them but don't you hate that they like
When you're eating in somebody, you're done eating and they're still eating
that doesn't bother me at all because you yeah, why it doesn't bother me even a little bit really
know yet. Like you're at a restaurant and they're done right there. Dying, you have to fucking you're done. And there are still there, still eating?
Yeah. What? Just talk to them.
Yeah. But then you kind of have to pretend like, you're still, like, scraping your bowl or whatever you
like, no, you're thinking too much.
I think it's crazy to sit there. Watch somebody eat, that's funny.
Yeah, bro. Why gotta do their eaten? Yeah, but you were eating with them, too. Yeah. But you're done. So what now you just going to fucking look, I'm just gonna look at them. Like, how
is it tell me about each bite?
No. Yeah, I just, I feel like if somebody's already if I don't like, I don't like when people eat real slow. Okay, makes me nervous. Well
you should just like be real clear about that before you go out with someone like his. Let's see today like we can eat together but I got this thing.
I'm like when I'm done, you're done.
Imagine if you like
super reasonable boyfriend in every other way, but you just had this rule. When I'm done eating, no one needs. And she's like, with this is bullshit. Like I know, it sounds crazy. I can't kick it. It's, I have a
tick.
I have a
psychological problem. I can't just sit there. So when I'm done eating, you have to be die and I don't eat fast. I don't eat fast but I'm warning you with a fucking Bell Rings. Hey, bon appetite times off
the table. Bon Appetit. Times up, dude. That would be the
weirdest thing that you were obsessed with. You have to you have to end at the exact same time. Last bite
that kind of shit. Yeah, I guess that would make mean. I just you had that kind of stuff is a little things, kind of make me uncomfortable, dude.
that, that
What else thinking about
pythons?
Yeah, pythons whales or whatever big animals dude it's crazy. Like how they have all those airbnb's now where it's like you can stay in like a like a hollowed-out whale carcass out here on the bottom like airbnb's. Bring up some airbnb's, please sir, they've gotten weird. It's like welcome to this. It's like oh yeah it's like welcome to this two-story. Whale carcass down here at Puma.
Monteverde Mexico, they make up it's like Pootis on every month. There's a new Punta in Mexico. You're like, what the fuck are we doing rename the city? Every time is a welcome to fucking putas pescado. Mexico, you want to stay in this two-bedroom two-bath potato,
the giant potato? What is that? What did they call it? Okay, 10 weirdest Airbnb listings, let you sleep in a shoe an elephant and a flying saucer. Yeah, let's go to the Flying Saucer
Oh shit, stay there.
That's yours
did, bro, if I wasn't married, I'd of the stupidest house. My house would be one of two things. I'll either have it built into the side of a hill like The Hobbit. Oh yeah. Every kind of dope or I would go full spaceship. Yeah, just a house where a 16 year old boy would see it. Be
like dude,
yeah, just appeared to the child in you. I can't rock Vibe, totally rocks by but Kid Rock's White House. I maintain is the coolest
A house I've ever been. It's one of one, man. It's not just one of one. It's, he's the only one that would even think about doing that. It's like him and maybe John Daly. When we build a fucking White
House, John Daly's unbelievable, dude. Every time I go somewhere every time he's, are, you get an ambulance takes him home. Dude, every time I'm there, he's like e.t. It's almost like he hits a hole in heaven. Dude, I'm like this motherfuckers headed. One time to aimless came. He they came in to look for him here.
Mountain satna ambulance to ride home with them bromide and they're in the place and they're like, where is he? Where like he
did something, everybody needs a regulation about the overweight, dude. Who's really good at a game? Do, do you
see that golfer? Girl though, the girl that smokes, the female John Daly dude. No yeah puffing.
Oh yeah. She Smoked Cigarettes. Yeah, yeah, she's hot. Wow. Well, he owes in love,
welcome to 1984.
I'm back, let's do it. Let's go because I gotta get a damn wife. Joe
Rogan, that's your move. Get yourself a golfer wife, someone AA. Look at that smoking. Cigarettes looking hot. Yeah, let me see. Baby Will Find smoking in front of everybody to. Yes just rip starts on the yes. You from England. Yeah, there you go. Puffer my Gavin over there. They just fucking smoke. This smoke a lot more over there. Everybody's got a goddamn cigarette. Oh,
yeah, I'll smoke that lady. I bet you. Well, sorry, that's insane. That's
John deadliest like, also ma'am, she could be married. I have no idea right here. Don't be rude. Yes, I miss you bro. I don't know. I'm just fucking everything's high-strung today.
There was a professional pool player and one pour it all kid delicious and everybody loved him because he was his big fat dude who played really good, but it was the big fat guy thing that people like like, oh, you have to be a fucking athletes. Be any good to be a guy eating, salads, and tugging getting up in the morning doing yoga. Before you come to the pool hall know this guy is out there.
Eating hot dogs. That was kid delicious. Yeah.
It's a great book about him. John wertheim I think is named running the table. Yeah
yeah. People love short-term fats man. There's something about if you know there's a bigger guy and you know he do you think he's not going to live long? There's an exceptional amount of love that goes into them
immediate. But John Daly back in the day, wasn't fat like nicely. This is just a lifetime of like living hard. Oh, he's a flu jab migrate their who's fucking Stout,
dude. Oh he looks great. You know John is an exceptional guy, great Storyteller. He's a fucking
He's the Santa Claus of every 7-Eleven I've ever been
to look at that hair and but he's a guy that's been playing golf for like how many fucking years you know?
I don't know you know definitely feel you
must have that ball playing professional golf for all those years. Yeah.
He'll hit a 68 in and I see you dude. This guy's one of a kind of feel like you know nobody could do it like
him. He's exceptional. All he drinks his diet
coke. Yeah sure isn't like water. Yeah, he likes things.
Oh, the type. I'm
sure but he did. He just drink water now. He's crazy drinking alcohol too.
Yeah don't you want to stay at this Arab? Don't you want to stay in this hollowed-out moose carcass out here in Bend Oregon. It's a toy to understand our Treehouse built this. What do I shit? Airbnb's have gotten so crazy.
Don't people right out like tents and shit.
Yeah it's yeah. It's like they'll Supply you the tent and everything.
It's just like regular ship you're like yeah we'll go stay there. You know that's what sleeping
don't if you don't want to set up a tent like I like camping but I'm too lazy to set up a tent. I'll just show up here. How
do you get them
pain in the butt
and you look sad in front of your wife to your like and you're tying it down Tink Tink
Tink Tink Tink Tink and then you realize and you just sleeping and a little
cloth house. Yeah in the woods. Hey bunny.
Yeah there's an Airbnb tent. That's the end of times dude. That's probably an Austin. You can.
Fucking this tip Bro. Fuck
yeah, let's go. You ever did a lot of fucking Outdoors or what was your life? Like
fuck it's the way to go. I ain't scared a mosquito. I'm outdoor fucker whenever possible.
Did you ever do any when you were younger,
Joe stuck away in the woods being this one girl, we were fooling around the woods. We never got to the actual sex part. We got close. We got eight Alive by mosquitoes. We try to get naked outside and so like literally our whole body so it's covered in mosquito bites. It was
horrific, we are near a stream or was it more landlocked are he's near a river.
Yeah. It's near the Charles River my guy. Yeah kids just go into the woods. You know that we'd always find kids drinking in the woods. Yeah you know like we lived in an area. I lived in Newton Massachusetts when I was in high school and Newton is it's a great town like a really cool area and where I lived was called Upper Falls and there was all these like woods and trees and shit and the river was right across the street from my house and is like who's always he's wild kids like playing Billy Squier.
On a boom box and smoking cigarettes, and it was like the outsider. This is, it was really interesting and then one kid would get a
cargo ship Bobby's. Gonna call those the best dude from Bobby's driving us around Rockford. Five gates in the trunk just coming down the
street due to this day. One of my favorite cars. I have a 1970 Chevelle and I got on it. Yeah. Oh, bring it up. I would like to see when I was but when I was a kid, yeah, before I had a car, my friend picked me up in his buddy's car.
No, the other dude I met him like from school or something like that, but I didn't know and he picked me up in this 1970 Chevelle, it
was black
with white stripes and it was perfect. And I remember, I saw it. I was like, how
does he own this? How can you own
this? That's how I felt. I go sit in the back seat of the car. Like, this is this car so crazy that you could own this car, and I remember he ran out of gas, but coasted right in
Into the gas station and stop the car in front. It was like the coolest thing I've ever
seen those nothing better. The guy
owned that car somehow, as a sixteen-year-old boy, I was looking at this cargo. And how, how did you do this? How did you do this? Let's see it. No, that's, that's a different car. Jamie, that's my 1970 Barracuda. That's a beautiful. The 70 Chevelle is on anywhere, but it's up just a good put Google black, 70 Chevelle, SS
White Stripes. Do this answer does nothing. Like that's it, there's nothing wrong. There's nothing like running out of
gas and Coast into the fucking
pump. Mine looks almost exactly like that and but that's exactly like this kids looked when he picked me up and I got a ride in his car. I was like this. That's a 69, that's another amazing car. But that one up, the upper one in the middle. That's my that's my actual car. That's my car. Wow. Yeah, dude, I love that thing. That's my favorite. I think, at all of them, I love it so much.
Is it just because it brings me back to that moment when I was a 16 year old kid, and this guy had this car is like, how do you have this car? How is this even possible to you have this car? Yeah.
Oh, that was quite dude. If I crave an older, if an older kid picked you up when you were a kid and he had a car that was like, yeah, getting into like somebody who had a cars car when you couldn't even have a car, was the craziest feeling as you couldn't believe it. Yeah. You were like the ones that we completely take
for granted like your buddy picks you up and give you a ride. Okay. What's up, what's up? Well, how's it going on? It's
For you. Now, like, I'm just sitting what I've seen my friend's car, but back then, it was
like, whoa, whoa, how did, what do you? Hey, play something cool. On the radio. Everything meant something, I remember my friend. Mike was taking flying
lessons, when I was in high school and I went up in an airplane with him. When I was 14, he we're both 14 and he was taking flight lessons. When I was singing
like, what the fuck? I'm letting this fourteen-year-old kid flying
around with him in a
A plane and an instructor.
Yeah. But back then, like you would just eat as you
do. Shit. So thrilled just to get out of your fucking
house. You'd hop in your buddies
back seat. Like, where are we going?
I don't know where we're gonna go to Bobby's house. All right. You listen to songs on the
radio. You couldn't believe you were in a car. Yeah. And it mattered, like, if your hand was out the window, the window was down at the window, was up how you were operating. If the seat belt was on, if your arms were over
this? Yes. You want to look cool. And him steering wheel
and you thought everybody drove.
Past looked at you sup kids? Yeah, don't. Yeah, what's up, kid? Just looking for someone to say, I remember this one thing that
is when I was in high school this is one dude who was like he I think he was a couple of years older than us and he graduated, but he was dating a girl that still went to the high school and he had an
iroc-z. Do marrow with the t-tops or no have the t-tops and this
dude pulled in from high school and everybody.
I couldn't believe it. He was like the coolest guy alive. Look at him in his iroc-z picking up the girl that none of us can date. Yeah,
God I fucking remember that shit, dude, I remember my brother one time fucking. I have more of the story. Sorry. Going the dude who had that?
Iraq ran over a guy accidentally and dragged them through the city for Miles. Just tried to like
like get the body out from under his car a couple times, but couldn't do it but just kept driving. So driving around this iroc-z with a person stuck under the car driving from miles,
I hate that kind of Savior had like a bag stuck onto your car. Whatever? Yes. That's different. I'm joking. Yeah. I feel like I feel like me
drive over someone maybe pull over. Hey, maybe pull
over. But pulling up, dude. What are you doing with that
point? There's like guys that you hear about from high school. It's like you feel like you're in a Stephen King book like Yeah by me or something like that. You know.
Oh totally. Everything felt like kind of has a Stephen King Vibes back. Then, you
know, well, it just people just disappeared back.
Then. And there was no phones and there was no internet and you barely remembered people. If you didn't see him for a month. Yeah, like you didn't even have a picture. I have like, five pictures of my friends from high school, you know, and mostly because my friend, Jimmy sends them to me, but it's like, you don't remember, you don't remember what anybody looked like. You don't remember anything. But
now do much
now, you know, everything but back then it's like you would hear about this like one of your, one of the guys, you went to high school with, you got trouble and like, oh no, now he's in
jail. Whoa.
He's hard to jail. Yeah, whoa. I
remember I met this one due to just got out of jail. Yeah, it was friends of my friend. First guy I ever met that was in jail and he had just the weirdest Vibe though. I had a buddy of mine who actually was a trainee part of mine. Who was one guy. He was like this one way and then he went to jail on a drug charge and he came out like three years later. I was a totally
different person. Oh wow. He was super
jacked. I don't know if they were he was doing steroids or what, but he was like, really Chelsea.
Jacked and fucking aggressive and super dangerous. And he was telling me these stories about jail and about all the fights that he had gotten into in jail and he got like almost like a fight to the death with the mop stick in this guy, he was telling me these horrific fights and it just changed him. And I mean I'd never experienced something like that before where I knew a guy before he went to prison and then I knew him after prison and he was just a completely different person and fucking very dangerous to
Like very dangerous like you, we try to kill you. We would have, we would have wars, like they weren't really sparring matches. There were fights,
people were. Yes, some people got dangerous, dude, especially if they got on the drugs or got on the gear. You need
stuck. This guy. I think was both. I think he was on he was on gear and I think he was doing coke because I know he was selling, he was selling Coke. I know he's getting Coke for girls and stuff like that. He's gonna wind up dying but here's a here's where it gets really crazy.
While I knew this guy, like while he was training at the same gym as me, he got arrested and questioned in
this murder where
this guy who was an informant, they I think he was an informant, they they found him where he had been repeatedly injected with cocaine to keep him alive while they were breaking his bones. So from him, blacking out from the pain, they were injecting him with cocaine to keep him awake and conscious while they were breaking.
His bones with a hammer.
I think then they I think they cut his hands and his head off too. And he got so far another, he got implicated or at least questioned about that. I was like yo
imagine even being the Elder room, all that's going on. Yeah you know even trying to watch a show or whatever like are just like
here
like keep it down. Yeah she's a penis but we can't. You guys
insulate your torture house. It's fucking up the rest of the
neighborhood. Yeah, I mean what the fuck?
The fuck dude I would never be able to torture somebody. I don't think I would be able. I'm trying to think of the things I could do to somebody.
You might be able to do. If something, someone did something, your loved ones. I think you'd be surprised where like a mother would do if she caught some person doing something to
one of her children. Yeah. You know, and a father to
uh, oh yeah. But I mean even mothers who you wouldn't think of as being like
violent and do you think it's a choice? They make, are you think it's something that's just inside
of inside of you and you there's a choice to, but it's inside of you, you're like,
We have instincts to protect our kids, you know, and you could get crazy violent. Yeah, normal. Regular people can get crazy violent to protect their
children. It also seemed like there's a lot of cases now where people are deceasing their own children
killing their own children? Yeah, there's always been that man, there's always been evil people
but it's just comprehends even
people have children. Yeah, man and people that poison their kids there's there's this is evil people out there and in every you know, stretch of the world you're going to get a certain percentage of our population.
Ation that just doesn't come out right,
you know, and that's normal. It's like everything. There's always a percentage that's just not right. Yeah.
There's all we're not. Well, whatever that struggled at the human race is involved in is if you wanted to break it down and I just philosophically, it's essentially a struggle between good and evil. Always it's always a struggle between good and evil. Yeah. And you're always going to have a certain amount of evil that you have to overcome and I think that amount of evil that you overcome should be small. But I think it enforces.
This idea to do good, and that good conquers evil. If everybody works together cooperatively, but you need something. If you don't have resistance, it feels like people with the way were designed to constantly try to innovate, and make better things and improve upon Society improve upon our own lives. We're always like trying for Progress, right? I think that's all sort of tied in to competition and competition needs of FO you need an antagonist and protagonist.
You need resistance? Yeah, I think the unfortunate thing is that there is evil in the world. The Fortress thing, forcing things that evil makes you appreciate love and it motivates people to stop evil and it motivates people to limit evil, you know like the calls for Law and Order in this country like during the riots. Remember when everybody was like we need more do we need lawn or you can't have just people breaking into things and stealing everything in Law and Order like that that kind of stuff? It's like that. That's that that's good versus evil. It's evil to just
Ash windows and steal things in the name of some guy that you don't know who died in justly. That's crazy. You just use using this as an opportunity. There's a fuck everyone. You can't have people just running around saying, fuck everyone. In lighting things on fire. You can't have
that. Yeah, you just you can't have that.
So like when you encounter these different things it makes you appreciate not having those things. So, it motivates you. One of the things that got people excited about Trump being in office, is that he wanted to get away from all this?
This defund the police shit he wanted to get the country back to Law and Order. He wants us to increase manufacturing, increasing. All the things that make people feel good about the future. I'll give you
purpose. Yeah.
And they didn't feel that way about the message that were healing. They were hearing from the other side. They felt like I was going to be more of the same shit and more the same shit. Doesn't get anything done. We still keep getting involved in these wars that we don't want to be involved in. Yeah shut it
down, shut down everything. It doesn't have to do with her.
So I feel like for a while it's like there's just a lot of stuff that we haven't even healed from in this country, you know. Yeah. That's the biggest thing. I think there's a lot of things that we haven't healed from that. We should try to address as a group, you know? And that could be like, you know, everything from Native American times. Slavery times, opioid epidemic, there's tons of things. I feel like that. It's like I don't know how you do that. I mean, I know time has a lot to do with it but it's like I just don't know. If spending our resources elsewhere is the
Most important thing right now. When it's like we could I think try at least Trump thinks he can help us.
These overseas conflicts. I don't know if you can but the point is like something has to be done. We can't just keep throwing money at War and ignoring ourselves that seems crazy and if you're saying we're not ignoring ourselves, well we're not spending the money and the resources that we need to fix all the problems that we have.
Well, yeah, it's like even if you look at like, you know, recently I learned sorry, recently, I learned that.
Like the number one, cause a medical debt is insurance, is medical debt. Is a number one, cause a bankruptcy in America, right? Is it really? Yeah, that's a crazy crazy. That let me just talk laundering system that goes on there. It's a money laundering. Well, but I mean, hospitals, and
insurance companies. There's definitely let me talk to Brigham Buhler from waste. Well he'll explain to
you how this went. There he is. Today he's the man went to kuya and I went there, dude. I've been trying to get
Well, while I'm here, try again. Yeah, well, it's been tough
but we're just talking about medical debt. Yeah, he'll explain it real well, it's like, it's a, you know, it's kind of a fucked up system but it just makes sense. That, that would be the number one reason why people go bankrupt because you're out of work because got a medical issue and you have medical bills. If you don't have insurance really fucked. If you have insurance like wolf
but it's just a scam like the prices for our drugs are so much more than other countries. Just things that it's like our government doesn't want to make better deals.
Because there is this middle man that's making a lot of money off of it. You know there's that you don't
know. There's definitely a lot of influence with a lot of money and I don't know. So companies that we need, you know, Pfizer makes good stuff mixed. I mean, these companies make really beneficial drugs to, yeah, but it's just the problem with all these fucking people is they just want to make more money consoling. If they can get you, taking more pills than you need. They will. That's why they sell. They want to sell pills. They can come up with a reason. Are you anxious?
I'm a little hey-hey you go and next thing you know you're dependent
it's like you have two legs ever been on a bicycle like the things are just crazy. You know you bitch. Yeah, you have red oatmeal raisin cookies. You're like fucking this is me. I think
we we can't let him advertise. That's what still gonna buy the drugs with the advertising thing is crazy because it affects the media to it. Affects what people are allowed to investigate, it affects what the news is because the news is not going to give you everything.
They're going to conveniently ignore things, that would affect their Partnerships. Yeah, if you have a yeah, it's
all advertising.
Yeah, the would we say was again amount of billions of dollars, they spend every year on Advertising pharmaceutical. Drug companies,
did you were, you, were you nervous about endorsing Trump or? No? I usually try to stay out of it.
Yeah. But I felt like I was getting urge to buy Dana and every other there's quite a few people
'Well, I didn't think it makes a difference. I kind of already stated what I thought about the way things were going and that some radical change need to take place. Yeah, in my opinion, I just I'm not buying like, you know, when we're talking about before with the way, the country feels
Like, the way the country felt when Biden was in office with shaky, because regardless of what you thought about his policies, what you didn't place, it was real clear, something was wrong with him and they were lying to
us. Oh yeah. But that, so, that
alone makes the whole country feel uneasy, right? Even if you think that the administration is moving certain policies and certain things are moving in the right direction, the economy is moving in the right direction, general direction, even if you agree to those things, when you have
A guy that's at the front, that's obviously some in some way compromised, there's something going on. Sorry, going on that. They don't want to admit. Everybody knows it, and he drifts off and he says things that don't make sense and something's wrong. So, everybody feels uncomfortable even if everything's going well, right? Because for good or for bad, that person that's in that office kind of sets a tone for the country and the tone for the last four years was confusion
So regardless of their policies, the tone that's being established whenever he talks, or whenever she does interviews, or she talks is a confusing talk, there's word salad. And then the, you know, there's like these moments where it seems like she doesn't doesn't know how to wrap up a sentence, which can just be nerves, you just be nerves talking front of large groups of people, doesn't mean she's not brilliant. It doesn't, it really
doesn't some people she was new and kind of thrown into it
but some people clam up when they have to do those things. But then there's the argument. That's the job though. You have to be
Able to do that because you're going to have to be able to talk to Putin and, you know, presidents of these different countries and leaders throughout the world. You got to be able to handle pressure. So that's kind of part of it to kind of part of it too. Is, you gotta be able to handle pressure. But the thing that people worry about Trump is that he's so antagonistic, you know, and that, then that's the tone of the country. And the tone of the country is not like the tone of the Obama Administration, I always felt was the best because he was measured never attacked anybody.
Very articulate and smooth smooth. There was not a lot of hums and art like some people. They Trump throws too many extra words in but it's just his flavor, his flavor, easy Rambles. He goes all over the place. Like I chug. Look at this hair. What is wrong with my hair? He makes fun. He's like you and stand up up there. Obama was the smoothest and Clinton Clint was pretty fucking smooth to. Let's see, maybe Clinton and Obama, those are the goats. So, like when you get a person for good or for bad, that's smooth and talks like a pro
Professional like an actual president, it makes everybody like he's got this, this guy's a real profession, real professional president, like look at him. Yeah, with Trump. You like I hate Taylor Swift like
no, don't do that. Don't say that. Yeah, you know, the wrong button today, buddy. He tweeted out that this that
lady, that he allegedly slept with was he called her horse face? Why was the
president
He's so crazy to do. It's funny fun real but for a lot of like
super sensitive people and Progressive people. That's why they want to believe that. He's Hitler, right. You want to believe me? They look at these things and then they don't look at it as like a flavor in the soup.
Like look that's all pepper.
No, it's not all pepper like peppers a part of it. Yeah you probably shouldn't tweet. I hate Taylor Swift, but whatever. Yeah what's important is like what is he going to do in terms of fix all these problems that everybody agrees or real problems? Yeah and Kenny
Alert. And you can, he keep all these people in his staff? RFK jr. I don't know. I don't know if
you do it, but I'm curious can at
least we have hope if RFK really does, the things that we think he wants to do and starts to kind of clean up some of the could be exciting them. It'd be exciting if you're good for Bill. If we stop putting ingredients in foods that are illegal in Canada because they're dangerous. How about we stop doing that here? Yeah seems like a logical that it's not like fruit loops and Canada. Sell that less.
Yeah, probably equal sales and people would get on addicted quick. You're really just getting
People addicted to things. You don't even understand that we prosecute that fucking Sackler family that fucking killed hundreds of thousands of people in our country. How about that? How about that? How about that? Well you
saw the whole thing where they were trying to buy immunity, huh? They were trying to buy immunity. They were going to have like a settlement where they give x amount of billions of dollars but then they were immune to prosecution. But in that what they did though, but I think what happened was? They put a pause on that after the Netflix documentary came out. Wow. And that was, we talked about it once, but I don't know where it's at now. But that family, they made
Billions of dollars by getting people hooked on
opium on fucking. This family is mass murderers. Yeah. If they anybody with the last night they should I don't give a kick that gene pool out of our fucking country. Those people are fucking murderers. Dude. I think a lot of people still haven't gotten over that shit and you know they always the
same family that was involved in valium.
Yeah I
do know that Mother's Little Helper that was Valium. That's was ladies in the fucking
sixties listing valken lizard, get those motherfuckers out of here. And that's
What they got. That was one of the reasons why I was like supportive of Van slyke you know, like I just believe he has a soft spot for that type of thing and I hope that it'll get. I don't know if he can do anything because lobbies are so big now wasn't someone in his family, an addict, he has mother suffer from addiction, you know. Right. But um he's just seen it, you know? Sure that the
sacrum was involved in the Valium thing. I don't want to have to edit that out if I called him a piece of shit about one thing. But hey we were in a piece of shit about that. Other thing I think they were
though. I
Is that, like, even thinking about it, bro? It makes me so angry, you know, because you don't know the family
member. Yeah. Arthur Sackler. Remember, the soccer fan was a major figure in the promotion of Valium through direct marketing to Physicians the 1960s. Yeah. That is it so same
family. Yeah. Evil evil, that he literally evil. Like, he just destroying lives. It's the devil. It's the
devil. It's a drug dealer. It's one of the worst drug dealers because you're sneaking around with doctors, you sneaking around under the, you know, this this guy's of authority.
Well,
One of the problems is that the safe you work for a politician, right? And in in d.c., right? They can only pay you so much money by law, right to work with them and be like, help put their bills together, right? So at a certain point, the lobbyists can pay more to those. Same people have been writing bills for the congressman and for the Senators so they then go to work as lobbyists. That's one of the biggest problems, right? So a lot of it is that we have a cap on certain salaries,
Right. And then we also have a law that allow. We also don't have a law that stops people. Once your work for one side that you can't work for the other eye,
right? That's the thing with the FDA and pharmaceutical drug
company, and I'm not saying that there's I don't know the answer. I'm just saying that. That's one of the things that's one of the reasons why that happened. It's a conflict of interest right? For
sure and it's just nobody regulated it. Nobody they allowed it to happen. Yeah it should be if you working for the FDA should never be able to leave and go to a pharmaceutical drug company. Will you then make incredible amounts of money?
Money. That seems like a conflict of interest like you would be willing to do if you had had conversations with these people and they'd say, listen, you nice to us and a couple of years. Golden parachute. You want a yacht? I have a you need a. Yeah and next you know you're a millionaire which is bizarre that you can do that. It's just as bizarre as the whole insider trading in Congress, you know that a bill is going to get past. You know, this bill is going to affect a stock you gamble high on that stock, the bill gets passed.
And you make a lot of money that that seems
illegal that saves illegal. Yes cheating. That
seems crazy but there's a lot of those things man. And this this system was set up by people and people
are flawed. Right? That's a good point. Yeah. It's like nothing no one's going to do anything perfectly. I don't
know. Well it's not just that accountability and transparency in terms of like what's actually going on is way different now because our access to information is way different. Now like
Anybody can just sort of Google budgets and Google this and you find out that and you find out things about the Pentagon and out about this, like there's just it's you have to look in the New York Times anymore, right? You know, you don't have to wait for the news to come on at 5 now, you get it whenever you want it, and that's sort of changed everything with what you can get away with not get away with. So, for the longest time, even though there's rules in the Constitution, set up in the Bill of Rights, there's been people that have had a
lot of power for a long time
without
A bunch of people looking at them and now more people are looking at them than ever before. And then you get this guy, like Trump comes in
like FBI, the Crooked
from what are you
doing? You go to war with the CIA is like that. Drunk uncle. Dude. For what about Baron Trump dude. No. But there's no credit, like whatever you think about this election. I took the whole thing to me is fascinating, first of all because Dana White made so much stuff
happen. Oh yeah, right. I mean a white made, the Trump thing happened
For sure.
He was a, he was trying to get me to
have Trump on and like
2017. Bro, you would hear rumors of that in the distance. He would call me up. He called me
up, Joe listen. The president wants to do your podcast, I do. You mean Trump
to change the name of it? What are you doing, man? Wait, try to get me in trouble,
you know, and back then. I was like, I don't want to be a part of. This is too many people are angry too many people pissed off. I was like, I don't need to, and I didn't pay attention to it enough. I didn't pay attention to the way.
They were misrepresenting things that he had said enough. Yeah, I didn't really eat my wake up call was when they went after me when CNN went after males. Like yeah, this is craving are taking
Veterinary. Drugs pitch. Yeah. What the fuck you talking
about? This is the dump. Also why are you upset that I got better quick. Like what is this about like that? I took Veterinary drugs and got better
quick and why in the article? Hey Walden you Harold it say hey this could be a possibility, you know? It's like not only that it's just the, there's no way they
Know that it was for Hume. Those people are at all asleep but when I saw that and that
was so minor in comparison, the way they've come out to Trump because they come out to Trump with lawsuits and all kinds of crazy shit and I don't think he's a perfect person, I think he's fun and I think he's a very competitive guy, which is why he likes playing golf so much and is why he wouldn't quit until he became the president again and he pulled it off. Yeah. And the best thing that I've heard from people on the left is it's not the result that we wanted, but we hope the country can come together and I think,
We should all have that mentality. Yeah, this idea that we're all separate. We're on Team USA and I think we should just live all publicly State. Nobody gives a fuck where you're from. What you do. Your auntie me aside. We're all in this shit together. That's it. Oh, yeah, that's it. Let's forget about all this identity politics nonsense and all
like, but is that going to happen? You think, at least we can put
that thought out there, instead of everyone's racist, everyone's a Nazi every like, yeah, it's
It's not that ain't helping nobody. You just pushing people further and further away. The people that used to identify as left their been forced to these sort of center right positions just to maintain normalcy. Yeah, when you're given puberty blockers to kids and you're opening up gender, affirming care, clinics and treating kids, like, shut the fuck up. You're not on the right side. You think you're on the right side because you think you're being compassionate, what you're doing is crazy to most people, and we don't want it, and we think you're, you might be like, in a cult like, your, it's
Giant Cult of leftist that think crazy things and they're allowing all sorts of bizarre things to happen in society. Like the no cash bail, think like things you think are good. You know, those structural racism is why there's so many people in prison, right? Yeah. But you just let people out of shoot people, right? You can't just have people robbing people and right back out on the street. You can't have that. You can't have that. You'll have a full deterioration of society. No one will Thrive and you'll be under chaos.
You'll be like living in the favelas
of Rio De Janeiro and
Just a decade,
you can't just keep this trend
going, you're going to fall apart and it's these idealistic utopian people that want these things to happen. These people that believe that Marxism has never been effectively done, but it can be done that. But, you know, there's there's a version of all of these different communist philosophy. You can impart. There's socialism that could work, right? There's a version of it that can work and make it more Equitable for everybody but the end of that is always one thing. It's
A latarian
control over what you say and do because as soon as you want to redistribute funds, as soon as you want to tell people, they can't have things anymore.
Then you're going to have to take it from them. Yeah. Well I think like to me, everything kind of started to feel like this privatized communism, right? Like yeah, once the post office didn't work, I was like the government's fuck. Dude, I was like these bastards. Can't even get a package to fucking Toledo in two days. Dude. You know, like, but it's problem with really
did those is that there's like UPS now,
right? But it
But you go in there dude it's like a Westerner servant of liquor at the counter like it's really yeah it's supposed to is kinda great, it's gone downhill. They have wrecker. I mean, they don't but they do. You could probably score it. G up there at the Catholic. It's got, It's Gone. The other doors is no hinges on. It's done, dude, it's the wild west over there. Post office. You gonna do bro. Every post office for all of them are bad at, bro. It's 75% of post. Offices are it's got but I just use that as an example of like, a god.
It just like started to fall apart right?
Last time I saw a post office, was the last election that was last time I went to a post office. Well, yeah, it is. Last election wire mail in my California
ballot. Yeah. And how many I emailed it? 20 million of them. Fairly how many and at that time was her Saloon. But
isn't that like at least cause for concern that leap and numbers? Yeah. What is it now Jamie, do we know what the official numbers are now?
Really, I don't know why isn't updated more, but California's, they're digging in their heels. They don't want to make the election real.
I don't think either one of these parties is what the people say, like Democrat, they're not the same parties, it was 15 years ago.
Most people are waking up to that. That's why if you look at the map, if there's something new going on, look at the map of California, red and blue from 2016, and then look at it from rather 2020. And then 2024 is a giant difference, a job, Gina giant difference, a giant difference in the amount of counties that
Ed. Yeah, it's just a big population. Centers are always going to be blue. They're there in the trance. If you're in San Francisco, and if you're in Los Angeles, you're in the trance, like seventy percent of those people are in the trance. There's this last. They also
believe things that mean something to them. So they're not like because
right? But socially, they're connected to all these ideas, you know, and socially, they're all like hyper liberal. They're socially locked into like this mindset. It doesn't allow questioning narratives, doesn't allow question these
Ideas. So like the idea of questioning science was like, there's no way you're where science deniers. Yeah, you be assigned star. You couldn't even say like hey are you sure that these companies who have been lying their entire careers? They've been fucking hit with these giant criminal penalties for lying. We know they lie. You sure the telling you the truth about this drug. When they haven't injected giant swath of the population with it before but they're going to do it now. Yeah and they promise it's going to work. Yeah. And then they're lying about the promises the lying about whether
Of transmission, they never even tested for that. They line from whether or not it stops you from being infected and in touch with that
either, well, the same people that own this own the publication company. It's just starting to be so obvious. It's like, I don't know, I mean, it's just
money man, it's just money. That's what it, what point does
money because if you can't over the fact of somebody's peace of mind and health and wellness, like, but that's the thing, I don't understand
because they've used their money wisely to connect it to an ideology. So this is what it is. If you're a
A vaccine skeptic or a vaccine denier. Even if it's not even really a vaccine, I mean, you're calling it a vaccine but that's kind of a sneaky move because it doesn't really work like a regular vaccine. Does it works completely novel to completely new thing?
And
if you can connect that with the people, that's the logical educated people that are reasonable and convince them that you can't. Look at it sideways, you can never examine it, you can never question it. Never questioned whether or not, it's even necessary. You just have to go with it. You
I question whether or not these other Therapeutics that all these doctors have these anecdotal stories about people recovering from these antivirals and trying them. You can't, you got to reject that because it's crazy because you have that your emergency use authorization thing. That was a cool man.
I never took and guess what? Doing great, you know. Yeah, I'm depressed suffered from depression. Yeah, usual lot of issues. Some back pain today but you are. So for my online a lot because you still you're not hanging around with us. Come, hang out here, man, come move. I know this year's been busy, man. I want to
If you lived in town, you'd be hanging out all the
time. I know better. You feel better? You need a little Community. I know you. Dude, you get weird when you're by yourself too long, you get weird
on. I spent a lot of time by myself. You know what
you call to check to see if people still like you.
Did I do that? Yeah, fuck.
That's most of my childhood that I really do that. What you did? Yeah, I was I believe that about. What are you talking
about? Yeah man. Said, want to make sure we're cool. No, I believe that. Like, of course, we're cool. Like, what are you talking about, what happened? Not that you ain't talked for a while.
Wow. Did I really do that? Yeah, I believe you
100%. Yeah, it was a weird conversation.
Fuck, that's an industry, my life, dude. I thought I would be able to make sure we're okay.
Yeah, but I know you man. So when you call me, I'm like all three of them. Just need some love, you know?
Out there in the Woods by
yourself, can't be alone, man. Well I think part of me I wanted to do. I've always just wanted I wanted to do like my own thing, you know. But then you start to realize that there's a
That you? Yeah, you're doing it by yourself. And I think that goes for like, whether it's work relationships or personal relationships to, you know, I think it's just like it's been the same psychology for me, you know, like I'm the I'll think it's got every thought about this. I'll think to myself. I want to be in a relationship, but I want to do it on my own.
I just realized that it's amazing but it's that's how it there's something. It just
like you can marry yourself, people do that. But
I would hate that dude. I'm always just chasing myself kind of jerk me off. I would totally get any sleep. That would be a real problem. Yeah. Yeah, man. There's I, ah, I do MIT, I do like want to be around a group more, this year's has been, so it's like
doing it by yourself.
You are doing it by yourself, right? So you're doing your podcast by yourself, you're doing each stand up by itself. The thing about like a club is you're doing it by yourself, while everybody else is also doing it by themselves, right? See you around. Is he saying any, but you're hanging out you having fun, you're you're charging up your love batteries? Yeah, that's what it
is. Oh, the other night, even just being there, be able to laugh at Tony and like like Ron, White was right there, you got Brian Simpson. You got Kurt Metzger, everybody's just
Watching and dancing and figuring things out. And then the fucking everything
hurt. What corner you with them as conspiracies, bro.
Did he ever get you? Did he get you?
Yeah, probably drown me took me in a
rabbit hole, 12 Years, a listener. Dude, I'm just bringing up
underwater river. He helped me under, bro.
He's defeated the fucking I do. I go crazy. I don't remember the original conspiracy theory that led
us to this mind control study that, I should have known
about, you don't know about that.
You know what? That one is say, Jesus. Kurt is this giant, dudes. He's
like looming over
you. Okay. A
conspiracy that is fucking crazy eyebrows.
He's like, you don't know about the Vanna White conspiracy, you don't know what's behind the he's you don't know what's behind the. He's here's the thing dude, until he's one-of-a-kind every door. He's one of a kind Jimmy doors, cool, huh? Never got to do it, man. I got to see him for years but I've always been like kind of admirable about
him. He's a great dude, he's a great dude. But
Before I started working for Jimmy, he didn't really have a lot of conspiracies in his
head. Mmm, you know,
it was like he got sort of exposed to all that worker for Jimmy and doing that show. And he's like, oh my God, this whole fucking thing is rigged and then he just kept Rabbit Hole after Rabbit Hole. After Rabbit Hole after arrival that did will send you a text. And if you send him a text back, he will send you a
chain of thoughts Doctrine. Yeah, like a
scroll again I want to save them. I want to save them because
Like that would be a cool. Almost like a book to publish text with
Kurt people would love that too. I love how passionate he is about stuff. He's a smart dude. Yeah, he's very, very, very smart, dude. It was fun. Yeah, that was just fun to see who else was there. Just like
Brian Simpson son. Ahmad Hasan was Eric, was there? There is
the best. Dude, because you tell any joke, if it's good or not, you can look at Derek. And if he's laughing, it's good. He's
just like a great Green Room. Hang. Yes,
there's no.
He he'll let you know on his face immediate, he's the tamizh. The be-all end-all of something's funny,
it's a great person. It's like just a nice guy to be around. He got that's that's like the beautiful. So funny. He is very funny. This is a beautiful thing about the club is that there's so many nice
people. Yeah, it just like I said,
you charges up your love batteries was. We were all need in this world. Well, need a little more love, little more fun. And I'm just hoping that Trump doesn't start attacking people. That's what I'm hoping. I'm hoping that he just, and I know people around him want to do that. Just concentrate on the
This. Yeah, concentrate on the positives, you got four years to do all sorts of things that could really benefit people and then you will be remembered as that guy.
Well, I just want people to tell us what's really going on. If they can't really do anything, because the lobbyists are controlling everything, I wish somebody would just tell us
that. Well, I think if anybody's gonna attempt especially now and especially with their access to podcasts, right? So, if he decides to do your podcast two months after, he's an office and you have questions like that. Also in Trump could probably tell you, whatever, it's not top secret. You can
Let me tell you he said he's going to release the JFK files. We're going to find out a lot this. We're going to find a lot of things were going to find out whether or not he's going to really keep RFK jr. As a part of his organization or whether he's going to get pressure from pharmaceutical drug companies or whoever
did not he loses him dude, he's got a problem. That's
not cool, that's not cool. So there's that. And then there's is he going to release the JFK files? Because he was told that it, she shouldn't release them that it's too. He said, some of the people were still alive which
it totally makes sense, because that was 1963. So, most likely most of those people would be dead of old age. Yeah, you know. But what does it mean, though? When someone says that, that means it's someone from the government could be implicated in the murder of the form of the president. So if that's true then would it be that they're worried that it would erode?
All confidence in the intelligence agencies or are they worried that deeper investigations would take place. And its people start saying, well, what happened with Martin Luther King, you know, because that was one that Mike Baker, who's a former CIA guy was saying that one, like he investigated for a show because that one doesn't make any sense. That guy just started getting money was a losers whole life, all suddenly had money and I'll go where no, the got killed
them. Oh,
who was it? James Earl
Reeves, James, Earl Ray. Maybe
James Earl. Ray J.
Alright. So that guy, Mike Baker. Broke it down for us. I don't remember exactly. But essentially, what he's saying is that, that guy was a Drifter who was a loser, you know, in and out of jail, that kind of guy and then all sudden he has access to money. He's staying in a nice place, right? He has a gun and, like, what's going on? Like, he thinks that they set him up to kill Martin Luther King of that. Someone finance that which is most likely. That makes sense. Well
back then you could kind of kill somebody and it was easier, you know, think about
Like the wild west, right? Like they, if you kill somebody, they drew a picture of
you right. Wanted, I have to shave your mustache.
I'm looking for a guy with a mustache. You could put Carny, show.
You kind of card. Can't put our glasses. Where'd he
go? He killed my whole family
worries. I got glasses. I can't be him.
You could literally go across the fucking behind a boulder shave. Come back to the town. Get a job as a sheriff, and look for yourself for 20 years, he crazy.
Well imagine how gross it must have been to come to some like fucking weird a
brothel back. Then weird brothel town with a
saloon and you just smell like shit you been riding on the back of a horse for three days and you just wander into this weird fire.
Lit community. Did you know James has already escaped prison before he supposedly killed or not going on, the hot worked out but oh really. Hey, yeah, you were saying get a disguise. He chained. You got like a nose job. Oh boy. But he also got a driver's license. Made it to Mexico
at least in prison. He's working at Kroger's.
Wow. Degree attempted to establish himself as a pornographic film director?
Yeah, using
mail-order equipment. Who hasn't
after a quarter of an 8-ball who hasn't
He sounds
like a fucking psychopath considered emigrating to Rhodesia now Zimbabwe where predominantly white minority regime. Had unilaterally unilaterally assumed independence from the United Kingdom in 1965. Wow.
Yeah then those job. Yeah. And then went to Atlanta and then very quickly
started popping off of ya decided to do what he did. And yeah, it's tough man. Then he down there is just fucking ruined.
Everybody's drive people nuts, especially we got that cat parasite, you know? Then they're all moving around your head like get them out of my
brain. Have you seen that show from on Amazon
Prime?
I'm, I haven't pretty good. Yo, you know what I'm watching on Netflix? What is it? Three body problem?
Yeah, see, now I haven't seen it. I've been hearing people say it's really good.
It's by the people made Game of Thrones. Oh, really,
it's really good. I'm wait, totally unique.
I gotta want to tell you much about. It's a nice, it's a science fiction but it's totally unique you watch and you going to go, oh shit. The first of like, what is going on here? Yeah, but after a while, I like, oh shit. I'm on episode for now.
Fuck
dude. And there's not going to be a season 2 for like three years.
Yeah. Until they want some of this
shit. Well like stranger things. Those motherfuckers are making a movie every week, you know. Right. They're making to one hour movie every week which is like so
much better than a movie,
you know, like Game of Thrones is better than any movie that's ever existed
on a percent. It's so good
and it just one episode leads into the next one, into the next one, is,
how should I can't believe she did that?
That I'll fuck he's dead now. Oh shit. I'll put his head. Fucking, they kill the king in the very first episode on real alert and the handicap that kid up at gate number. Right out the gate. Fuck use its second season for you get a handicapped kid and so that's what blew my mind. It was fucking his sister and you know, I know it's crazy. But back then there weren't any rules where there?
I think you're never supposed to be fucking your sister. I think that that's like back to caveman.
Time's, right? I'm sure there's something in most people that feels like. Hey, that's all right. Let's shut it down. Let's go outside instead.
Well, that's like people always thought about that with rural communities.
You know what the people say this a lot. I mean, I'm from obviously Louisiana people say, oh, you know, they're
always like, you know, you're fucked your sister. Yeah.
And the thing would happen was people didn't live close to each other. So if you you're not going to travel, you're only going to travel so far
to you have a kid.
In four fucking sister. Fuck, no, I'm not what it says, hymns. Like that's what you're doing. Don't say,
this is what happened back. Then people are going to try, people are going to get a train ticket to come. You know, they're gonna people only going to have sex within a certain distance of their right, right. That's why it happened, right? You know, it's like if a guy it's like no one there, right? There's nobody there so they
had to fuck their sister.
They didn't have to, but at a certain point, they got lost and ended up back at right by the house.
Something's Gotta happen here. I'm not saying it's cool. I'm just trying to tell you how it works out. Like, you know? Well,
that's how this really works out in the mammal Kingdom. Yeah. Give you a puppy's. The boy puppy will fuck her sister. Yeah, 100%. You don't even think twice. He'll try to fuck you to try to fuck your leg. They don't even know what they're doing. Oh yeah. Did I say to my buddy? Brad's house one night, right? We're dead asleep, right? And they let a bunch of puppies loose, do those things in fucking gang, banging you
Never chance. Dude, I don't know if I can announce a milk on me. Those things are fucking sucking me off, resident funny. Like we say, we don't think that about people right? The second. It's crazy, how it goes from animals to people, man. Yeah, we're
animals, we're animals.
Do you think there's a certain purpose for us? Like, we'd there's a magical purpose for us? Or do you think we are just an
angel? I think even if there's not, this is a magical time is an interesting time and especially for people like us
They get to talk to so many Fascinating People. I mean we have a really cool job not just as Comics but also as doing podcasts, you know, and you've I think you've got a great education doing that, you know a great like your you see more introspective, you more curious about things than you know I remember before you like I think it did the same thing to me, really? Yeah.
Yeah. I almost feel like I know more wish. I didn't know more stuff. Sometimes I miss knowing nothing. Right? Yeah. The make any sense to you for
sure. I know.
My brain is filled with shit that I don't
need. Oh yeah, you're a library dude. But you know the thing like a Red Box. We're in that one movie, haven't been doing it
as long. I've been doing it a lot longer. That's all it is. It's just you know the mount out due to its numbers but you're a you have a
you are you are a library you know there's a certain types of people that can make it through certain things and you
wouldn't want to educate a child on this Library. This is not this is not a library you'd like everybody to have access to
now let's see.
18 and older. I think
there's a lot of stuff in my head. I was like, God, I wish I didn't know that about people, you know.
Oh, that's interesting. You don't think about the side effects of somebody being able to have like, a memory that records so
much. Well, it's just you always concentrate on the worst possible aspects of people. And so if you know so many acts and things that people have done that have been horrific, you're always like the back your head always has but maybe that could happen, you know? Like so it always sits there.
Always sits there. If you're a completely you grow up Amish or some shit you look completely removed from society. You never see any violence, you never see anything. And then also in you have to go to a bar like downtown Detroit on a Saturday night, you see fistfights, and people throwing glasses at each other like he'd be like, what the fuck is this? I'm not ready for this. I'm not prepared for this, you know,
right. But it easy. But if you have, but if you know that exists and it's always a
possibility. So if you see it too much, even if you don't see them real life, the worst thing is seeing it.
Real life. That's where we're talking earlier. About cops, if cops are seeing it every day in real life so you just get like super accustomed to seeing people dead super accustomed to seeing people get
injured. Yeah it's crazy. How therapists make like 150 bucks and it's crazy how therapist make like $150 an hour. Right? Right. But cops who are basically therapist at also have to shoot it, right? Make 40 bucks an hour. I know like that's great.
Do
we think about that crazy and nobody wants that job. It is crazy but if you
pay them like Heroes, I feel like that they would more fucking Gladiators were show up and do it. Yeah. And they would have a real Force out there, you know and you would fall asleep at night knowing their severe warriors were taking care of your fucking Community. Yes. You think that's possible or not?
Well don't want to know that we need that. They don't want to kind of believe that you need like masculine dangerous, men to protect you, but that's always been the case. And if you're
Just looking realistically about violence and crime in the world. It exists. It's there's no utopian spot, so violence and crime exists. There's only one way. You can Shield. The nonviolent people aren't committing crimes from the criminals and that's dangerous men. You need dangerous armed. Men who are trained and are capable. That's what you need. It doesn't mean they should be running everything. It means you need 100% protection from dangerous people. Then, here's the number. One thing that
The address is you have to figure out why are so many people coming out of these same communities year after year after year. After year being dangerous, where no one's doing shit about it. No one's trying to fix it. No one's trying to enhance it. No, there's no one's trying to like recognize. Like, do you know much income were losing because these people don't grow up to become productive members of society. You much damage? It's causing if they go on to commit violent crimes and if whatever drug dealing and he anything that can come out of that and do you
Know how much of a burden it is on the taxpayer to sort of put them through the criminal system and how much of that could be completely removed if that person grows up and becomes a productive member of society, and instead starts contributing to society, and it's a success story.
The that's not
impossible to do, but there's been no effort, no, like,
engineering large-scale. National effort to completely eliminate these horrible spots in this country and not like make everything the same and
perfect that's not
Isabel. But there's a level of poverty that exists in this country. That's unmanageable. You
should never be that poor. If you're a part of a community, your oh yeah. It takes care of everybody. There's no
reason why you have a hundred seventy five billion dollars to ship to Ukraine. But you don't have any money to make sure that
no one exists below a certain level Pockets fucked. When that kind of shit happens, they shouldn't be helping these other countries. I don't know why we send money to Israel Ukraine. I just don't understand why we there's just people suffering.
In here, you know, there's people that have been taken advantage of in our own country and it's like you don't want to be selfish. But if you don't take care, if you don't know your inventory then your business is going to fail, right? Right. That's a that is that is a law. If you don't take stock of your own inventory, your business will fail and we don't have stock of our own inventory and we don't have a healthy inventory, you know, it's like, it's just like, I don't understand how it's so cruel. I don't know. That weird thing is, I start thinking, is that a radical idea?
It didn't used to be a writer.
Idea. But it became a radical idea. When people started floating about. The idea that capitalism is evil. All capitalism is bad. There's all these people that have these utopian Notions of how we should run our society.
Well, maybe it could be true at a certain point. I think it's going to probably have to be
true at a certain point because of AI, I think we're going to get to some weird point where money seems like it's just ones and zeroes, it's just numbers and it's a bottleneck. The
Check of information, right? Because you can't have access to all the information. If you have access to all the money, then, where's the money? Go. That's crazy. But if we get to this point where we evolved past this state, we're at now where you can't trust people to not steal your money where you can't trust people to not lie where you can't trust people to not manipulate things and try for their own benefit. If human beings can eventually get to a place like that, then I could see a time in our evolved future where we don't need money more. When
Has the same amount where instead of having this desire to constantly acquire goods and constantly acquire status and like prestige in the community, have the bigger house, the bigger. If that completely goes away and human beings really are one hive mind. I could see where we could equally share resources. Yeah, but we're that's like either a cyborg or a million years in the future. I'm talking about, like, where we
Get past all of our primitive cave. People instincts and DNA that I think fucks with everything. It is the cause of all most all of our problems.
It's who we are innately. It's just our programming is
fucked. Yeah, there's our programming is the same. Well, you know, there's there's some variations that have cured over time, but reasonably similar, I should say to people that live 10,000 years ago, huh. So if you took a person from 10,000 years ago and you put them in a t-shirt like this,
Sodom in the movie theater, you wouldn't be able to tell it would just look like nah. Yeah, yeah. So really you think 100%? Yeah, I mean, they might have been smaller the because they didn't get as much food, but a little like a small person. Yeah, we wouldn't know. You wouldn't know. They would look just like us. So if you just put him in a suit and tie and sat him down and that guy would be
like, what the fuck?
Yeah. And that's basically us so that person if you get a person lives 10,000,
Years ago, the amount of barbaric incidents that guy's probably seen by the time it becomes an adult, the amount of people he's probably seen slaughtered with swords, and Spears, and seen people lit on fire, that's all inside of us. Still write all that programming of like, everybody's that the enemy
and you got to protect the fields and protect them. That
is all a part of our programming and as technology increases and as we become more interconnected, that's going to be one of the
Problems that we face is abandoning these bizarre primate characteristics that we still hold on to em because they're in our DNA and they're not managed well like people need to manage them to suppress them and some people. Yeah. We try to prevent on
exist. Yeah we try to pretend I don't exist. Sorry I stepped on you know nothing interrupting you a lot man. I'm
sorry. So man what are you doing? Stop doing that total
positive piece of it like a lizard. Let's wrap it up. We've been doing this for three hours. Have we really at least? Yeah, it's
almost it's almost 5:00.
Oh man, I love you. I know I'm always trying to get you to move your butt because I think he'd be happier here and selfishly. I
want no off. Thank you, dude. I appreciate it. I know, I want to be around this year. Has just been, it's just been a, it's been like every time I'm not doing a podcast, I have to like I'm traveling for work or it's like, it's been a busy time. And if
we open up another Mothership, do you think Nashville would be a good spot? Yeah. This is there enough would be be fucking with Zanies or you think it would
help it? No, I think it would be good because I think there's enough people there where you could do if you have a
Enough comics in Nashville. How many Comics are in Nashville at? There's some gonna have like a bass, you know, like they want to perform all the
time. Right. I'll do some Recon for you.
We're thinking we're going to go into the spots. Yeah,
well that would be cool man, because at least I know the area. I could be, you
know, thought about going to the most woke place in Brooklyn setting up shop.
The mother. If you get I bet it would Thrive though.
Well, we can find out.
There's only one way to do it, dude. Wow, man, I can't believe it's so crazy that I was there to watch the ilist. Like the alleged, just like what a night and was like,
it was really fun time to watch the election at the club in the green room. We're all hopping back and forth off stage, like who's winning?
I know. This is fun, man, it was so crazy. Do drink a Diet Cokes?
Having a good time.
Devon. I love you to death. One of my favorite people. I appreciate you very
much. I love you too, man. Thanks for being inspiring and thanks for. Um. Yeah, sometimes you would like I would do a podcast episode. You would just say you would reach out and say, hey man, I like that episode and it just meant a lot of want to let you know that
it but it does. Your you do great job, man. I really love your show. I think you got some great interviews and you got a great, you got a nice way of being yourself, you know, when you're talking to anybody and that's why I think people really like that, I can see conversations are.
People are just being themselves and the fact that you could do that with Trump. That's fun. It's inspiring. So it's nice to see men of really, really love it.
Well, thanks. Thanks, man. Yeah, I think it means a lot to people when somebody, they admire like says something nice to them, you know, it's just nature, you know? Yeah, so we like it, but I appreciate it. Thanks had me doing my pleasure. Alright, bye everybody.
